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THE BATMAN 2021 › dir. Matt Reeves

if i didn’t know about either of these characters and u asked me to pick which one is the vampire and which one is the rich playboy i don’t think i would answer correctly

Rave<3

i wish i had this man’s “dick out no pants” approach to his work

Fans: you're gonna mess up The Batman

Rob Pat: if you annoy me enough, I'll do it on purpose

Batman yelling at Catwoman but it’s a meme shirt

[ link to shirt here…]

Batman #50

Batman #50

Alfred is a good man

CutiePie Sensei as Wonder Woman

Me trying to comfort my friends

my two brain cells coping with trauma

i wish i had this man’s “dick out no pants” approach to his work

by Gabriele Dell'Otto on Tumblr

bruce wayne maintains a presence on all conspiracy theory boards with the screen name BruceWayneIsTheBatman and all his posts have titles like “BRUCE WAINE IS BAT-MAN INDISPUTABLE PROOF” and it’s just a picture of Bruce Wayne from the back next to a picture of Batman from behind and they both have the contours of their butt drawn on in a shitty MSPaint red line (note: Bruce is in a suit and Batman has a cape, neither of their butts are clearly discernible) and the quote “THE BUTTS MATCH!!! THE FACTS DON’T LIE!!!!!” and he makes at least three of these posts a day, and “Bruce Wayne is the Batman” becomes a meme a la “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” and he gets asked about it on a talk show and he laughs uproariously at the idea and Stephen Colbert just HAPPENS to have a batman mask under the desk and they do a bit together where Bruce Wayne puts on the mask and walks around saying things like “excuse me, bank robbers, can I perhaps offer you some money to stop you robbing this bank?” and “I say, cease and desist your criminal behavior or I’ll have my butler ask you to leave” and the audience is LOSING THEIR MINDS laughing at the idea of this pampered rich guy taking on the Joker on a bi-weekly basis and then anyone who suggests “Bruce Wayne is Batman” in earnest gets met with mocking “oh man do the butts match” comments

I wanna see this actually done cuz this is amazing

Robert Pattinson as Batman in The Batman (2021) dir. Matt Reeves

This world is not yet ready for all that you will do. Your time will come, Diana… and everything will be different.

WONDER WOMAN 1984 dir. Patty Jenkins

Bat-tery

I love how Harley is just like “N O

I am drawing  a line in the fuckin sand here”

YES BATSY

HE MUST BE STOPPED

I need a whole comic that’s just Batman going through his equipment and coming up with increasingly outrageous bat names while Harley screams and punches him in the shoulder and the climax is when she tells him better names for his shit and he’s like “… I wish I thought of that.”