Cant belive i forgot to post this but yeah i turned 60 years olf men into marketable plushies.
I wanna go to a karaoke bar with Dave Mustaine
Life is so hard as an org (Online Rockstar Girlfriend)
dave mustaine | 1990
from the vault, vol 3
Metallica and Megadeth to tour together please
save a horse ride a cowboy
face card goes insane
every time I see a new photo of my favourite old man I say yippe and jump ten foot in the air
this fucking cat looks so much like dave i’m crying
First sticker sketch 😼
Lemme know if you like it
Why is my boyfriend stealing my boyfriends
Put Jason Newsted, Dave Mustaine, Nikki Sixx and Rick Allen all in a room with me and lock the door
WHAT IS THJS OFFBRAND ALIEXPRESS WISH.COM AMAZON SHIRT BLUD GOT ONNN 🤨😭😭🙏 my man doin anything to promote his band frlll!!!
Please it would be so funny to take the piss out of him with this too. Everyone being like “what was that band called that you’re in again Dave?” “Really???? You never told us that”
Men with long hair <3
⭑ DAVE MUSTAINE WITH A BIMBO / GIRLY GF
⭑ authors note: here are some random headcanons because i love channeling my inner karen smith (mean girls) and elle woods to write these
⭑ warnings: lots of kisses, dave is a smug asshole, small descriptions of sex (like two paragraphs), i got carried away with these hc’s because i’m delusional
⭑ pairing: dave mustaine x fem!bimbo!reader
- if we’re talking late 90s / 2000s dave?? this man will treat you like a princess, he will endlessly spoil you in kisses and gifts, i just know it. he’d be so gentle on you too, like he’s the type of guy that will never not have a hand around wrapped around your waist ( this is very effective when it come to him stoping you from tripping on air )
- constantly sitting in his lap and just playing with his hair as you talk about whatever happened to you that day or about a particular new line of makeup, he would not understand a single word you’re saying but is very supportive and nods along as you try to explain