Support the arts: sleep with a rockstar

If you’re a 50+ year old rockstar, ditch your partners and date me instead. I understand the signs of a stroke, I got us both.

4 out of 5 voices in my head telling me that this white boy is the one

It’s a Bon Jovi kinda night

80s rockstars all having a “who can be the most toxic” competition

I love my 80s bands so much, like okay lil rockstars come hereeeeee

every time I see a new photo of my favourite old man I say yippe and jump ten foot in the air

I need society to bring back the concept of groupies so I can travel the world and go to concerts for free

Question (be honest): If I started designing/drawing 80s rock-related logos/things and making stickers out of them, would you be interested in buying them?