i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.
what in the
one day i will be recognized for my contributions
GERARD DUBOIS Moby Dick
this is legendary because you as you go you see the photo itself and you’re “oh this is some symbolic / surrealist art” and then the TITLE hits you like a shotgun shell
she’s fuckin SLEPPY
It’s not fact. It’s poetry, it’s moral code. It’s for interpretation to help us work out God’s plan for us.
I loved him very much. I miss him very much.
anyone else feel like they’re constantly in a state of doing and folding and putting away laundry
40′s-style propaganda poster that reads “GET YOUR URLs…BEFORE THEY DO!” And on one side there’s a mass of sinister, grasping figures labeled ‘bots’ and on the other there’s a soldier in a ‘stop right there’ pose, defending ‘TransTwinkLoganRoy’.
She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three
When my hot wrestler wife leaves me
Oh wrong post
No stay in this space with me
Bad baby!
I can totally hear this cat tuning the guitar while the children find a good place to sit.
I like the implication here that the other cats can play guitar, they’re just not as good
I did that job once.
What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union
objectively good idea
I am once again reminding everyone that the purpose of these bills is to pave the way for requiring government approval ID verification to use the internet
When you ask government to do the jobs parents should be doing, not only will they objectively do a terrible job, they will use the opportunity to take away more of your privacy and infringe further upon your rights.
Mass censorship and surveillance under the guise of “protecting the children” is a tale as old as time, yet people keep falling for it
"based on your likes" and it's the worst post you've ever seen
hehehe
if golf and football switched commentators 😂
I just lost 3 years of my life
UNMUTE THIS OH MY GOD
This would immesurably improve both sports.
Absolutely
