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Doublehex

@doublehex / doublehex.tumblr.com

I used to write fanfics, now I'm writing a fantasy book. Also a Hugo winning author...along with the rest of AO3.
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tessarion-rising
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xiranjayzhao

The way this archeologist tries to keep a straight face while talking about a 2000-year-old dildo on Chinese state TV 😭😭😭

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xiranjayzhao

Extremely concerned about reading comprehension on this site after seeing multiple people go like "HE HAD 40 DILDOS?!"

No...No the subs clearly say "several bronze dildos" and "40 companion tombs" on different lines 😭😭 how did so many of you combine that into "40 DILDOS"

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masterofmingyuehall

Which Emperor is this inquiring minds need to know.

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xiranjayzhao

Not an emperor but a king (or "prince" as the title is sometimes translated) during the Han dynasty

This is him:

Liu Fei, Prince of Jiangdu - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org

And this is the full 3-episode TV program on the excavation for Chinese speakers:

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toadpeee

I have so many roughs for unfinished Jon&Dany animations— :*)

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shierakqiyas
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fireandbloodsource

DAENERYS APPRECIATION MONTH 2022 ↳ Day 12: The Unsullied

Grey Worm had remained Grey Worm. When she asked him why, he said, “It is a lucky name. The name this one was born to was accursed. That was the name he had when he was taken for a slave. But Grey Worm is the name this one drew the day Daenerys Stormborn set him free.”
“If battle is joined, let Grey Worm show wisdom as well as valor,” Dany told him.
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archamion

finally got an ipad and had to draw both of rhaegar’s sons

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rainhadaenerys
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sanikori
Viserion sensed her disquiet. The white dragon lay coiled around a pear tree, his head resting on his tail. When Dany passed his eyes came open, two pools of molten gold. His horns were gold as well, and the scales that ran down his back from head to tail.
"You're lazy." she told him, scratching under his jaw. His scales were hot to the touch, like armor left too long in the sun. - Daenerys I, ADWD
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racefortheironthrone
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featuresofinterest

god i hope the cpsc takes the shot. i think this would dramatically change their entire business model. amazon makes so much money by selling defective or mislabeled or just plain dangerous products and then faces little liability because this stuff is actually being sold by random third-party sellers that don't get vetted at all and can be hard to prosecute because they're in china or wherever. this is a big part of what makes amazon so powerful and it would be good for everyone if they were forced to bear more responsibility for the damages caused by the crap available on their website

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