Sam Wilson x @ ProBirdRights [insp.] [from the twitter genius of stuckyparty]
So much has happened since I last saw you…
wakandans being 100% wakandone with this nonsense
I love Clint Barton because he’s the kind of guy who would ask if he could get an Avengers discount at Starbucks
#piece of shit motherfucker probably would #and he’d find a way to get it too #*flashes avengers ID* #probably uses it to get out speeding tickets too #”no no see it’s alright i am an AVENGER” #”that means i save the world and stuff…” #”so you’re welcome” #”no need to give me a ticket see look at my AVENGERS ID-card” #ends up getting a ticket anyway #story of your life #drops by mcdonalds #slides avengers ID over the counter as a form of payment #official avenger coming through #doing hero-business #please step aside ma’am i am an avenger #that means i work with captain america #yes #good ol’ cap #the big c #why yes he does smell like freedom and apple pie
#then one day a barista or shop assistant asks cap if he’s got his avenger id for the discount#and steve gives him a blank stare#and just before he says there’s no such thing as avengers discount#nat comes up behind him#slams her id down#‘yes we both need avengers discount’#reminding herself to high five clint later#because ‘avengers discount’ has clint written all over it (via annperkin)
NEVER EVER FORGET THIS ICONIC DRAG
Sam Wilson + text post meme, pt. 2 (/✿◕ᴗ◕)/ ・:*:・。.
Season Three Bloopers (x)
God bless America!
infinity war looks great
Tom Holland on the set of Captain America: Civil War
Young spider shows off to momma spider who can’t be bothered.
“Mom, are you watching? Mom! Mom! You’re not watching!”