DORKTHROPOLOGY

I ain’t afraid of no goats.

I am suspicious of the pineapple though.

this is one of the most magnificent stinkers I’ve read all year

I tell dad jokes but I have no kids.

I’m a faux pa.

ok so hear me out, “gaydar” but for bisexuality

BI-FI

“are you getting any Bi-Fi in here” “i only have like two bars of bi-fi” “why is there no bi-fi in here” “the bi-fi signal is great in here”

and my favorite: “what’s the bi-fi password?”

and for pansexuals? PAN-SCAN

Owl always love you.

Kevin! Kevin, if you were an owl, we would totally do this. Assuming I were also an owl. We would both have to be owls in this scenario.

Then one of us would make a fart joke and fall asleep. Probably me. I assume owls make fart jokes. I would, if I were an owl.

This started out sincere and then went somewhere else. I shouldn’t reblog after taking painkillers.

im still pissed off about シ and ツ

I don’t シ whaツ bad about this?

im going to stab you in the face

ソン of a—

There’s really ノ need to get ソ worked up over something as miンor as this!

ワt the フck is going on

ワt is this ヲrld coming to?