maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

Out of Touch

Yes

Head's up from Topatoco! This sucks... Topatoco is run by a good team and works really hard to support us artists, so please be careful and make sure you're going to the real site and not this nasty scam!

yearning for the day when people stop creating annoying low-effort gimmick blogs

BEEP

i won

guy that can shoot bullets out of his pussy call that a revulva

girl that can shoot bullets out of her penis call that cocked and loaded

guy that has no face and wears a suit and is really scary call that. The slenderman

Yep, that’s me.

whatever dude i dont even look that tormented mostly

*I cast Slander Person at 9th level, making everyone think you drive a cybertruck*

Universal spin dynamic inspired stone wall…

This is by Johnny Clasper, a Yorkshire based builder who turned his laboring skills into art!

Here’s an article from 2013 talking about his work!

Oh this FUCKS

"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....

Partake in the joy of creation just for the fun of it. Just for a laff.

Me @everyone in the notes

Barn Owl displaying its beautiful feathers

Item: commercial dryer containing a portal to the Green Flame Realm

the new queen

yoda’s lineage has 2 sith lords and a drop out lol

Don’t forget Luke, who stopped the Sith as a direct consequence of not listening to Yoda.

OH MY GOD

i really hope caleb’s coat is padded around the shoulders

i really hope caleb’s coat is padded around the shoulders