Me at the clinic getting my testosterone prescription: I'm only doing this so I can do the mettaton oh yes voice
Dr Gender: Because of SJWs I have no choice but to comply
Whenever I’m on the street children throw large pebbles at me and say “This is only somewhat due to your bad tumblr posts. There are multiple reasons for this.”
when will my thesis defend me
get out. And take your sad weird bisexual man with you
united states of america v. dobby the throat elf
Think you could take a 10x10 inch cock? Asking for a friend 👀
like is it a cube or am i misunderstanding
masculine ways to communicate
- morning bitch can't wait to taste your nips tonight
- send nudes or i'll kill myself
- hi sweetheart have you ever heard midwest emo music? i have a 14 hour playlist we can listen to together
- you sound crazy right now. you're making that up
you ever seen a white boy irl
no I think they've been hunted to extinction
dont worry im conservator, i have some in a habitat in my basement. they have things like an xbox and chess board to keep them enriched. every now and then i let them pretend to have a podcast. im thinking of allowing visitors to see them in the zoo soon.
Wire and cloth when latex mother arrives:
WHERE IS SHE?
WHERE DID THEY TOOK HER?
ok this dni has me sobbing
- proshippers are the ONLY thing on the list
- this person doesn’t know what they are