No, I'm not feeling violent, I'm feeling creative with weapons.
- Ares
Ares: Bro, I have two bad news for you.
Hephastus: Combine them.
Ares: Your wife is cheating on both of us.
Person : I don't like Ares. He's so violent. He's nothing but a piece of sh-
Me:
Me : (about my ex) How can he do that? How could he cheat on ME?! I will take my revenge ;but how?
Aphrodite : Kill'em with kindness.
Ares :(in the background) If that doesn’t work, try a baseball bat. Results may vary.
Don't make war sound like an exciting and thrilling game.
- Ares
Yeah, I know he’s cute. But he’s mine. Touch him and I will kill you.
- Aphrodite, about Ares
“You gave me peace in a lifetime of war.”
-Ares to Aphrodite
Athena : OMG. Just found out I have SDF.
Ares : what's that?
Athena : Synchronous Diphragmatic Flutter
Ares : What the crap is that?
Athena : Hiccups
Ares : You just made my day!
Aphrodite : Will you still love me if I'm no longer beautiful?
Ares : *draws mustache on her* How can I not love this face?
A man’s most precious jewel is the woman who walks by his side.
- Ares & Aphrodite
Ares : *texts* Hey mom, I’m at a stripper club:)
Hera : Do you see anything you are not supposed to?
Ares : Yeah…
Hera : What?
Ares : Dad…
Me : what should I do? I'm very confused about my life!!
Aphrodite : Live, Laugh, Love
Ares : If that doesn't work, Load, Aim and Fire.
There is a thin line between confidence and arrogance.... It's called humility. Confidence smiles. Arrogance smirks.
- Ares
Hephastus : Hey Ares, you are color blind, right?
Ares : Why?
Hephastus : I just wanna know.
Ares : Yeah, I am.
Hephastus : I know the perfect birthday present to get you
Ares : If you get me a Rubiks cube, I will shoot you.
Aphrodite : Hey baby!
Ares : I hate my life :'(
Aphrodite : Why? You're beautiful, funny and all-around amazing!
Ares : Cuz I lost my shield.
Aphrodite : Oh! That's what I was going to tell you babe, you left it at my house :) wanna come over? We can do whatever we want, my husband isn't home:)
Ares : YESSSSSS!!!! MY SHIELD!!!!!
Athena : It's impolite to swear.
Ares : You call them swear words. I call them sentence enhancers.
Athena : *in the middle of a war* Ares, we're surrounded.
Ares : Excellent, now we can attack from any direction.