Apollo : Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Daphne : Yeah, but this time don't stop.
Greek Gods as Divergent Factions
So guys, lately I have been obsessed with this book series called “Divergent”. For those who don’t know about it, you can find it here. Enjoy !
Dauntless - Brave but Reckless
Zeus, Ares, Artemis
Erudite - Intelligent but Greedy
Athena, Hephastus, Hermes
Amity - Peaceful but Passive
Aphrodite, Demeter, Dionysus
Candor - Honest but Inconsiderate
Hera, Poseidon, Apollo
Abnegation - Selfless but Stifling
Hestia, Hades, Persephone
Greek Gods as Kitchen Spices Pt. 2/2
🌿Hephastus : Some people may think of this god as very ordinary but he is far from boring. Hephastus reminds me of black pepper, because just like this spice people only consider him in small quantity.
🌿Apollo : This one isn't tough, just imagine the hottest spice you've ever tried. For me it's cayenne (don't confuse it with chilli powder). The reason is very simple, Apollo is a complete hot mess just like cayenne.
🌿Artemis : Curry leaves matches up with this goddess' personality . Both looks simple yet they are difficult to deal with (especially if you're a guy😂) but you can rely on them if you're trying something new.
🌿Dionysus : He is Paprika. We all are aware how paprika can spice up even a dull plate of food. Like this, the wine dude knows how to enlighten the mood and add excitement to life.
🌿Hermes : This fun-loving prankster god resembles with nutmeg. Just like Hermes, we can have fun experimenting with nutmeg.
🌿Persephone : Who is she? A damsel in distress? Queen of underworld? Or maybe both!? It depends on how you see her. This thing about Persephone reminds me of Ginger, a total shape shifter. She's both, soothing yet intimidating.
At some point, you have to realize that some people can say in your heart but not in your life.
- Apollo and Hyacinth
6 types of olympian gods we have
The Wild one; They’re super fun, but they always seem to get you into trouble : Ares, Hermes
The dependable one; they are basically mom of the group : Hera, Demeter
The lucky one; Somehow, their life is always more exciting than yours : Aphrodite, ZEUS
The chill one; weirdly, they never seem to be doing anything : Hephastus, Artemis, Hestia
The funny one; they can seriously make anything funny : Dionysus, Apollo
The trash talker, the know-it-all : Athena, Poseidon
Apollo : Any advice for being single on valentine's day? :(
Hermes : whenever you see a couple laughing or kissing, start crying and scream at the guy saying "HOW COULD YOU?!?! YOU SAID YOU LOVE ME!! I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING AND NOW THIS?!?! IT'S OVER!" then slap him and walk away, that would be interesting.
Apollo : This is why we are best friends.
Greek Gods in the squad :
Zeus : The squad leader with questionable judgment
Hera : The reason squad still exists
Poseidon : That moody bird of the squad who changes their mind every 0.00001 second
Demeter : The precious Cinnamon roll
Athena : The ‘Genius’ of the squad
Ares : No one knows how or why they are the part of the squad but also no one talks about it
Aphrodite : The one who has dated everyone in the squad including themselves
Hephaestus : The silent, brooding squad member
Artemis : Best part of the squad tbh
Apollo : The squad heart-throb
Dionysus : The squad idiot
Hermes : The reason squad is dysfunctional
Hestia & Hades : Was kicked out of the squad eons ago
We fall in love with people we can’t have.
- Apollo & Hyacinth
Dionysus : Quick question, how drunk was I last night?
Apollo : Well you know that squirrel that drink out of the bird bath in my front yard?
Dionysus : Yeah…
Apollo : You picked it up and threw it in my pool and say,“Sandy, BIKINI BOTTOM NEEDS YOU!”
Dionysus :….
"If you say you're cooler than me.... Does that make me hotter than you?"
- Apollo, certainly