Greek Gods as Divergent Factions

So guys, lately I have been obsessed with this book series called “Divergent”. For those who don’t know about it, you can find it here. Enjoy !

Dauntless - Brave but Reckless

Zeus, Ares, Artemis

Erudite - Intelligent but Greedy

Athena, Hephastus, Hermes

Amity - Peaceful but Passive

Aphrodite, Demeter, Dionysus

Candor - Honest but Inconsiderate

Hera, Poseidon, Apollo

Abnegation - Selfless but Stifling

Hestia, Hades, Persephone

Greek Gods as Kitchen Spices Pt. 2/2

🌿Hephastus : Some people may think of this god as very ordinary but he is far from boring. Hephastus reminds me of black pepper, because just like this spice people only consider him in small quantity.

🌿Apollo : This one isn't tough, just imagine the hottest spice you've ever tried. For me it's cayenne (don't confuse it with chilli powder). The reason is very simple, Apollo is a complete hot mess just like cayenne.

🌿Artemis : Curry leaves matches up with this goddess' personality . Both looks simple yet they are difficult to deal with (especially if you're a guy😂) but you can rely on them if you're trying something new.

🌿Dionysus : He is Paprika. We all are aware how paprika can spice up even a dull plate of food. Like this, the wine dude knows how to enlighten the mood and add excitement to life.

🌿Hermes : This fun-loving prankster god resembles with nutmeg. Just like Hermes, we can have fun experimenting with nutmeg.

🌿Persephone : Who is she? A damsel in distress? Queen of underworld? Or maybe both!? It depends on how you see her. This thing about Persephone reminds me of Ginger, a total shape shifter. She's both, soothing yet intimidating.

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS…

Demeter : MAKE LEMONADE!!!

Hermes :SQUEEZE THEM IN PEOPLE’S EYE!?!

Aphrodite : MAKE ORANGE JUICE AND MAKE EVERYONE WONDER HOW YOU DID IT??

Athena : LISTEN BITCHES, LIFE DOESN’T EVEN GIVE YOU LEMONS. IT GIVES YOU SHIT!

6 types of olympian gods we have

The Wild one; They’re super fun, but they always seem to get you into trouble : Ares, Hermes

The dependable one; they are basically mom of the group : Hera, Demeter

The lucky one; Somehow, their life is always more exciting than yours : Aphrodite, ZEUS

The chill one; weirdly, they never seem to be doing anything : Hephastus, Artemis, Hestia

The funny one; they can seriously make anything funny : Dionysus, Apollo

The trash talker, the know-it-all : Athena, Poseidon

Greek Gods in the squad :

Zeus : The squad leader with questionable judgment

Hera : The reason squad still exists

Poseidon : That moody bird of the squad who changes their mind every 0.00001 second

Demeter : The precious Cinnamon roll

Athena : The ‘Genius’ of the squad

Ares : No one knows how or why they are the part of the squad but also no one talks about it

Aphrodite : The one who has dated everyone in the squad including themselves

Hephaestus : The silent, brooding squad member

Artemis : Best part of the squad tbh

Apollo : The squad heart-throb

Dionysus : The squad idiot

Hermes : The reason squad is dysfunctional

Hestia & Hades : Was kicked out of the squad eons ago

“I’m not a thief, I’m just really good at acquiring things that aren’t mine.”