Hephastus : Why did the chicken cross the road?
Hera : Seriously?
Hephastus : To get to the ugly witches house.
Hera :.... I don't get it.
Hephastus : Knock knock
Hera : Who's there?
Hephastus : chicken
Ares: Bro, I have two bad news for you.
Hephastus: Combine them.
Ares: Your wife is cheating on both of us.
Greek Gods as Divergent Factions
So guys, lately I have been obsessed with this book series called “Divergent”. For those who don’t know about it, you can find it here. Enjoy !
Dauntless - Brave but Reckless
Zeus, Ares, Artemis
Erudite - Intelligent but Greedy
Athena, Hephastus, Hermes
Amity - Peaceful but Passive
Aphrodite, Demeter, Dionysus
Candor - Honest but Inconsiderate
Hera, Poseidon, Apollo
Abnegation - Selfless but Stifling
Hestia, Hades, Persephone
Greek Gods as Kitchen Spices Pt. 2/2
🌿Hephastus : Some people may think of this god as very ordinary but he is far from boring. Hephastus reminds me of black pepper, because just like this spice people only consider him in small quantity.
🌿Apollo : This one isn't tough, just imagine the hottest spice you've ever tried. For me it's cayenne (don't confuse it with chilli powder). The reason is very simple, Apollo is a complete hot mess just like cayenne.
🌿Artemis : Curry leaves matches up with this goddess' personality . Both looks simple yet they are difficult to deal with (especially if you're a guy😂) but you can rely on them if you're trying something new.
🌿Dionysus : He is Paprika. We all are aware how paprika can spice up even a dull plate of food. Like this, the wine dude knows how to enlighten the mood and add excitement to life.
🌿Hermes : This fun-loving prankster god resembles with nutmeg. Just like Hermes, we can have fun experimenting with nutmeg.
🌿Persephone : Who is she? A damsel in distress? Queen of underworld? Or maybe both!? It depends on how you see her. This thing about Persephone reminds me of Ginger, a total shape shifter. She's both, soothing yet intimidating.
Damaged people are strong because they know how to survive.
- Hephastus
It's ability that mattered, not disability, which is a word I'm not crazy about using.
- Hephastus
Aphrodite : That wedding dress is horrible.
Hephastus : Why are you watching this show? You are already married.
Aphrodite : I could always upgrade.
6 types of olympian gods we have
The Wild one; They’re super fun, but they always seem to get you into trouble : Ares, Hermes
The dependable one; they are basically mom of the group : Hera, Demeter
The lucky one; Somehow, their life is always more exciting than yours : Aphrodite, ZEUS
The chill one; weirdly, they never seem to be doing anything : Hephastus, Artemis, Hestia
The funny one; they can seriously make anything funny : Dionysus, Apollo
The trash talker, the know-it-all : Athena, Poseidon
The only disability in life is a bad attitude.
- Hephastus
Hephastus : Hey Ares, you are color blind, right?
Ares : Why?
Hephastus : I just wanna know.
Ares : Yeah, I am.
Hephastus : I know the perfect birthday present to get you
Ares : If you get me a Rubiks cube, I will shoot you.
Aphrodite : Hey baby!
Ares : I hate my life :'(
Aphrodite : Why? You're beautiful, funny and all-around amazing!
Ares : Cuz I lost my shield.
Aphrodite : Oh! That's what I was going to tell you babe, you left it at my house :) wanna come over? We can do whatever we want, my husband isn't home:)
Ares : YESSSSSS!!!! MY SHIELD!!!!!