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A blog dedicated to the Greek gods. Conversation between Gods, quotes related to Greek deities. Ask me anything ~

Hephastus : Why did the chicken cross the road?

Hera : Seriously?

Hephastus : To get to the ugly witches house.

Hera :.... I don't get it.

Hephastus : Knock knock

Hera : Who's there?

Hephastus : chicken

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"What's a Queen without her king?

Well, Historically speaking, more powerful."

- Hera

#Hera #Goddess of marriage #Incorrect quotes #Greek gods #Mythology

Ares : *texts* Hey mom, I’m at a stripper club:)

Hera : Do you see anything you are not supposed to?

Ares : Yeah…

Hera : What?

Ares : Dad…

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Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

- Hera, Goddess of marriage

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Zeus : Do you still hate me?

Hera : Yep.

Zeus : On scale of 1-10?

Hera : If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with Hitler and Bin Laden and you... I would shoot you twice.

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“I’m not jealous. I’m territorial. Jealous is when you want something that isn’t yours. Territorial is protecting what’s already yours.”

- Hera ( looking at you Zeus)

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