Hestia : Silence is golden
Zeus :....Unless you have kids, then silence is just suspicious.
Ares : *texts* Hey mom, I’m at a stripper club:)
Hera : Do you see anything you are not supposed to?
Ares : Yeah…
Hera : What?
Ares : Dad…
Zeus : Do you still hate me?
Hera : Yep.
Zeus : On scale of 1-10?
Hera : If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with Hitler and Bin Laden and you... I would shoot you twice.