Don't give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.
- Sincerely, Hypnos
Sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.
- Aphrodite
Say is there a word for a person that has no interest in men or women but DID have a love relationship with someone ONCE?
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Hera : Why is it that if a man fucks a lot of women he is a champion. But if a girl fucks a lot of guys she's a slut?
Zeus : A key that opens a lot of locks is a master key. But if a lock that opens up by any key is worthless.
Posiedon : Can you just listen to me?
Athena : What?
Posiedon : I like you okay. And i feel like there's something missing in my hart
Athena : I think it's an E.
Hephastus : Why did the chicken cross the road?
Hera : Seriously?
Hephastus : To get to the ugly witches house.
Hera :.... I don't get it.
Hephastus : Knock knock
Hera : Who's there?
Hephastus : chicken
No, I'm not feeling violent, I'm feeling creative with weapons.
- Ares
Ares: Bro, I have two bad news for you.
Hephastus: Combine them.
Ares: Your wife is cheating on both of us.
Anonymous asked:
I'm writing a story about the Greek Gods in modern times. Do you think it makes sense to write Athena as a lesbian? she said she didn't want any relationships with men but it doesn't mention women anywhere. I'm also writing Artemis as a lesbian. What do you think?
According to me, it’s fabulous!!! Go ahead dear :)
Aphrodite's advice to Ares
Just remember : Any bitch before me was a mistake & any bitch after me is a downgrade
Anonymous asked:
I'm offended-Nemesis
Oh my God!! What have I done now?? Is there anything I can do for you, my lady?
Apollo : Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Daphne : Yeah, but this time don't stop.
Im suprised nonone has asked this before but... why are Aphrodite and hepeastus/Zeus and Hera still married?
Tbh, I’m not surprised at all.
There are some accounts which say that Hephaestus divorced Aphrodite when he found her affair with Ares ( of course after catching the lovers trapped inside the net and exposing them to other olympians.) He later re-married to Algea; one of the Aphrodite’s attendees.
About Zeus and Hera, it’s a bit complicated. Hera, being a Goddess of marriage, does not want to give a bad impression or to do something which will harm her reputation as marriage goddess. Though she once did threaten him to leave during Trojan war but that was just trial.
Aphrodite : I like my hair pulled and I like to be choked. But I also like to cuddle and have my nose and forehead kissed.
Ares : Treat you like a princess fuck you like a whore, got it.
No matter the situation, never let your emotions overpower your intelligence.
- Athena
Me : *at a party* I'm so ugly, No one wants to be with me!!
Aphrodite : It's only the beauty on the inside that counts.
Me : Awww, Thank you!!
Aphrodite :..... But, beauty on the inside doesn't get you free drinks.
Greek Gods as Divergent Factions
So guys, lately I have been obsessed with this book series called “Divergent”. For those who don’t know about it, you can find it here. Enjoy !
Dauntless - Brave but Reckless
Zeus, Ares, Artemis
Erudite - Intelligent but Greedy
Athena, Hephastus, Hermes
Amity - Peaceful but Passive
Aphrodite, Demeter, Dionysus
Candor - Honest but Inconsiderate
Hera, Poseidon, Apollo
Abnegation - Selfless but Stifling
Hestia, Hades, Persephone