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The DOOM Spaniels

@doomspaniels / doomspaniels.tumblr.com

Do not look the hypno-spaniels directly in the eyes. 🥕 Tristan (b&w American cocker spaniel): birthday 2018-05-05; joined us 2018-09-08 🥕 Guinevere (red English working cocker spaniel): birthday 2020-04-18; joined us 2020-12-10 🥕 Yvaine (red and white American cocker spaniel): birthday 2007-12-27; adopted 2011-08-20; returned to the stars 2020-11-16 🥕 Merlin (buff English cocker spaniel): adopted 2015-09-09; gone away, gone ahead 2018-08-26 🥕 Guinevere's Royal Treasurer (GRT), she/her 🥕 Tristan's Fetch and Tug Buddy (TFaTB), he/him
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Anonymous asked:

how are you such a magnet for strays?? they seem to find you every few months

anon i literally asked myself that question when they were in the yard today. what kind of aura is my house emitting that these dogs keep finding me

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When a dog ran, away from the people who were trying to entice him, across the grocery store parking lot, to TFaTB... and sat at him...

that's when we realized that we have "SUCKER" written across our foreheads in letters only animals can see. Sure, sometimes it's just because we're in an area with a lot of loose animals, but the things seek US out.

The sick racing pigeon came to OUR farm rather than the other three down our road. The loose dog (DIFFERENT dog) ran in the grocery store exit, saw me, and wouldn't leave me until I managed to get someone to find & bring his human. The neighbor's horses broke out into my yard so many times we offered to just keep (and rehome) them--they tore down their fences, folks, and went AROUND my fences, to end up standing loose in my front yard.

SUCKER

on our foreheads, neon, flashing, in letters only the critters can see

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