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The DOOM Spaniels

@doomspaniels / doomspaniels.tumblr.com

Do not look the hypno-spaniels directly in the eyes. 🥕 Tristan (b&w American cocker spaniel): birthday 2018-05-05; joined us 2018-09-08 🥕 Guinevere (red English working cocker spaniel): birthday 2020-04-18; joined us 2020-12-10 🥕 Yvaine (red and white American cocker spaniel): birthday 2007-12-27; adopted 2011-08-20; returned to the stars 2020-11-16 🥕 Merlin (buff English cocker spaniel): adopted 2015-09-09; gone away, gone ahead 2018-08-26 🥕 Guinevere's Royal Treasurer (GRT), she/her 🥕 Tristan's Fetch and Tug Buddy (TFaTB), he/him
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Okay, these two need a cartoon about them trying to take over the world, but getting distracted along the way.

Wait no. About them trying to destroy the world, but every episode they get distracted by some new little cool thing

Oh so it's pinky and the brain except that who is pinky and who is the brain constantly switches at random

Exactly that, but add in a healthy dose of bro comedy where they always support each other to a ridiculous extent.

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*smug smug smug*

... yeah okay that was left out in a place you're usually allowed to steal from, that's fair, I will pay you for that.

I Haff Bwung You Thiff Gifft

About 2am, Gwyn woke up, pulled herself out from under the blankets (a little more dramatic when there's a regular comforter and a down comforter, so woke me)

She hopped down to the floor, looked around for a moment, and returned to bed. She sleepily presented me with a stylus I lost several days ago--tip chewed off, clearly some other time though, she hadn't had time--but still, that's my "pen".

I paid her with a treat. She followed me to Tristan's crate so he could get a treat too, and got a second treat because Short Attention Spaniels.

Then we went back to bed, she requested Under the Blankets, went back to where she started, and fell back asleep.

She woke up just long enough to directly collect my pen and give it to me. That's all. Did... did she dream about it?

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You sure you want to bring that toy with you, kiddo? You know you'll just put it down when the sniffs get too good, then you'll have to run back out and grab it. (of course that's half the fun!)

Well, as predicted, you left your toy! Gwyn! Toy! Go get toy! That's my girl, good job honey.

(Lest you think that's a smug, superior expression from Tristan, he's also holding a bottlecap. But he handed it to me when he was ready to put it down. I gave it back as we were going inside.)

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I gave Tristan a paper straw. He was so thoughtful, gentle, deliberate. Tasting, considering, getting another look, tasting a little more...

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