The DOOM Spaniels

The bushhog dragon was in Tristan's yard! On Tristan's farm! How DARE.

[Video Description: Tristan, a black and white cocker spaniel, lays on a bedroom floor at the bedroom door, with his nose squished in the crack under the door. He wufs angrily. An orange blur comes from the left to obscure the screen; it's Guinevere the red cocker spaniel sniffing the camera. She's "helping." She pulls away again, leaving the camera blurry. As it resolves into focus again, Tristan's ribcage shakes as he wufs indignantly again.]

There is a PASTURE DRAGON out there mowing TRISTAN'S FIELD without ASKING FOR TRISTAN'S PERMISSION.

HOW DARE THEY

but this chew is so good Tristan is going to stay right here for now

[Video Description: Tristan, a black and white cocker spaniel, lays facing away on a large grey dog bed. He wriggles while he chews an irresistible chew, making crunching noises. He complains loudly about his conflicting emotions, in a puppylike wail.]

Bushhog day! While the noisy pasture dragon circles their territory, the Spaniels chew to keep things inside calm. (That is to say: so Tristan doesn't shriek out the window and make my migraine worse.)

Good grief, everything he does is unbelievably precious. Poking the chew with his foot and nose, cutesplosion *boom*

Aha! Buried at the bottom of the new Chewy delivery, we had a new squeaky. Finallly found something to make Tristan feel better on bushhog day. We played fetch, and chase, and keep-away. There was much booping of the toy to make squeakings.