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The DOOM Spaniels

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Do not look the hypno-spaniels directly in the eyes. 🥕 Tristan (b&w American cocker spaniel): birthday 2018-05-05; joined us 2018-09-08 🥕 Guinevere (red English working cocker spaniel): birthday 2020-04-18; joined us 2020-12-10 🥕 Yvaine (red and white American cocker spaniel): birthday 2007-12-27; adopted 2011-08-20; returned to the stars 2020-11-16 🥕 Merlin (buff English cocker spaniel): adopted 2015-09-09; gone away, gone ahead 2018-08-26 🥕 Guinevere's Royal Treasurer (GRT), she/her 🥕 Tristan's Fetch and Tug Buddy (TFaTB), he/him
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Last weekend was Interesting, though not abominable, just Interesting. We tried to give Tristan meds for carsickness but instead they made him sicker. So instead of going to PT, he came home... but somehow neither Tristan nor Guinevere observed that the other wasn't coming with them. Tristan arrived home and looked for Gwyn. Gwyn dug up the car beds in her disgrumplement that Tristan was not there, and galloped inside when we got home to find him in his crate.

This was their mood the next morning when Tristan's Fetch and Tug Buddy left to go run an early errand. Oh, Gwyn was indignant. She did not approve of him leaving. She laid at the door growling occasionally, I think she was protecting Tristan and me? I don't know. She's not protective normally, but last weekend really seemed to draw it out of her.

Then. Then. Saturday afternoon the groomer came. The groomer took Gwyn out and she was calm, if not chill. The groomer returned Gwyn and took Tristan... as she went out the door, Gwyn was walking shoulder to shoulder with Tris. Gwyn followed him out to the groomer's van, jumped in with him, even took a treat from the groomer for the very first time after Tristan took one. When I went to go back inside, Gwyn thought about staying, but I guess she decided I needed her more, or something. So instead she laid in the windowsill, watching the groomer make Tristan 50x more comfortable, growling and howling in turn. HOWLING. This poor kid was sufferin', folks, I tell ya. (She wagged and took more treats when the groomer returned with Tristan. I think it was mostly the separation that put her into FURY MODE.)

[Video Description: Guinevere the red cocker spaniel lays in a window, growling, then howling. The volume of the growling section has been increased, so that you are not deafened by the howling. It's still loud. Exercise informed caution 😄]

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Yesterday was exciting.

The grey Big Doggy, the one in recent photos with Tristan, had a mild limp. It's not severe, it will probably be gone in about a week, but after feeding the Big Doggies I went to check her usual hangouts, to see if there was a new sinkhole or other hazard that might have hurt her.

And I accidentally led the Spaniels through a stickerplant patch. These are like sharp, barbed, three-dimensional asterisks; they're vicious.

I carried Tristan back inside (Yv dropped most of the stickers right away, and just needed her ears combed). I started trying to comb the stickers out, but he had them in all four feet and it was just taking too long. So I grabbed the clippers and just cut off his coat everywhere there were stickers.

Tris was so, so good. He sat and waited, even though the stickers hurt and I was rushing. He gave me each leg and let me zoom right over the foot, he turned when I repositioned him, he even rolled over while I got his belly.

So once I was done getting the burrs out, I just stopped.

Photos can't do this justice. He looks like he was attacked by a rabid weedwhacker.

I'll fix it later.

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