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The DOOM Spaniels

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Do not look the hypno-spaniels directly in the eyes. 🥕 Tristan (b&w American cocker spaniel): birthday 2018-05-05; joined us 2018-09-08 🥕 Guinevere (red English working cocker spaniel): birthday 2020-04-18; joined us 2020-12-10 🥕 Yvaine (red and white American cocker spaniel): birthday 2007-12-27; adopted 2011-08-20; returned to the stars 2020-11-16 🥕 Merlin (buff English cocker spaniel): adopted 2015-09-09; gone away, gone ahead 2018-08-26 🥕 Guinevere's Royal Treasurer (GRT), she/her 🥕 Tristan's Fetch and Tug Buddy (TFaTB), he/him
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Halfway down the stairs Is a stair Where I sit. There isn’t any Other stair Quite like It. I’m not at the bottom, I’m not at the top; So this is the stair Where I always Stop.

Halfway up the stairs Isn’t up And it isn’t down. It isn’t in the bed, It isn’t out in the house. I drag the blanket partway down Toys they surround I perch and watch to think my thoughts And sometimes go to bed.

with apologies to A. A. Milne

That's just the way it is

And some things will never change

That's just the way it is

That's just the way it is, the way it is

with apologies to Bruce Hornsby

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When Gwyn chooses to put down her soft toy to start gnawing on an allowed chew, I have been saying, "Good girl, making good choices!" But because everything morphs into song lyrics in my head, this has become "doing all right, making good grades, the future's so bright, I gotta wear shades."

I guess my puppy is studying nuclear science. I'm very proud.

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Gwyn is making progress on understanding that I will play tug or fetch or keep-away with any toy, but as soon as she wants to gnaw, I offer her a chew. Rope, hoof, antler, any of these are okay to gnaw.

She's been obsessing over a pair of shorts with a particularly nice drawstring (apparently) though, even opening containers to retrieve the shorts if they are hidden. So yesterday I finally cut the drawstring out. By itself, it was far too long, and I don't actually want her to chew on it. So I wrapped it around a rope toy, hoping that will help encourage Gwyn to chew rope when she's feeling gnawy.

All of this was just to explain why my brain is now incessantly repeating:

🎵Everybody wants a rope to wind a piece of string around🎶

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Today's Puppy Song (with all of the apologies to Bonnie Raitt)

You can't make her poop for you if she don't

You can't make her guts feel something it won't

Here in the dark, in these early hours

I will lay down my sleep and I'll use the power

But you won't, no you won't

'Cause you can't make her poop for you if she don't

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Run my baby run my baby run

Run for the chase of the scent and glorious fun

To late for solutions to solve in the setting sun

So run my baby run my baby run

Find out who you are before you regret it

'Cause life is so short there's no time to waste it

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