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The DOOM Spaniels

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Do not look the hypno-spaniels directly in the eyes. 🥕 Tristan (b&w American cocker spaniel): birthday 2018-05-05; joined us 2018-09-08 🥕 Guinevere (red English working cocker spaniel): birthday 2020-04-18; joined us 2020-12-10 🥕 Yvaine (red and white American cocker spaniel): birthday 2007-12-27; adopted 2011-08-20; returned to the stars 2020-11-16 🥕 Merlin (buff English cocker spaniel): adopted 2015-09-09; gone away, gone ahead 2018-08-26 🥕 Guinevere's Royal Treasurer (GRT), she/her 🥕 Tristan's Fetch and Tug Buddy (TFaTB), he/him
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~ THE OUTLAW VILLAIN AND THE SNAKE OIL SALESSPANIEL, PART I ~

You're a respectable salesspaniel in this here western territory, setting up your wares, when an Outlaw Villain sashays into the crowd.

You can tell he's an Outlaw Villain by his black hat and black duster. That gives them away every time.

You feel pretty good about it, though, because people buy your wares more eagerly when they're feeling a little insecure.

You get everything all set up and hop up on your soap box to deliver your marketing spiel.

~ PERSPECTIVE CUT ~

You're a respectable traveler in this here western territory, working your way across the Wild West to get to a very intriguing job that was advertised in the papers back home.

You're very fond of your black hat and black duster, because your momma bought them for you when you set out and they're very nice.

You've stopped in this here little town to pick up some supplies at the General Store, and you just dropped by the Sheriff's Office to turn in your gun as long as you're inside the town. When you step back into the street, you see a Snake Oil Salesspaniel setting up a saleswagon.

Oh no! The innocent people! The Snake Oil Salesspaniel will take advantage of them.

In fact, you've seen the Salesspaniel before. A few towns over, you stopped for a refreshing drink in the saloon after you rode real hard to request a tow buggy for the stagecoach. The Salesspaniel was wearing a different hat, but it's definitely the same spaniel.

You were sitting in a dark corner, so the Salesspaniel didn't notice you when surreptitiously asking the saloonkeeper for a jug of the cheapest whiskey.

And you were riding quietly down the trail the next night, when you saw this exact same scheming charlatan at a rough camp, pouring that rotgut whiskey... into those bottles right there!

What are you going to do?

~ TO BE CONTINUED ~

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