(alarm plays on random)
Guinevere's Royal Treasurer & Tristan's Fetch and Tug Buddy: 🎵PARANOIA PARANOIA EVERYBODY'S COMING TO GET ME / JUST SAY YOU NEVER MET ME🎶
Guinevere: 🎵WOOOWOOWOO🎶
GRT & TFaTB: *dissolve into laughter*
It's not just me who puts song lyrics in everything...
Gwyn: *insistently brought us this llama toy, which used to have big floppy legs until Gwyn chewed them off*
Tristan's Fetch and Tug Buddy (tugging at the llama and singing): You cut off my legs, now I'm an amputee, God damn you
Guinevere's Royal Treasurer (laughing): I'm not sick but I'm not well
Tristan's Fetch and Tug Buddy: And I'm so hot
Both: 'cause I'm in Hell!