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The DOOM Spaniels

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Do not look the hypno-spaniels directly in the eyes. 🥕 Tristan (b&w American cocker spaniel): birthday 2018-05-05; joined us 2018-09-08 🥕 Guinevere (red English working cocker spaniel): birthday 2020-04-18; joined us 2020-12-10 🥕 Yvaine (red and white American cocker spaniel): birthday 2007-12-27; adopted 2011-08-20; returned to the stars 2020-11-16 🥕 Merlin (buff English cocker spaniel): adopted 2015-09-09; gone away, gone ahead 2018-08-26 🥕 Guinevere's Royal Treasurer (GRT), she/her 🥕 Tristan's Fetch and Tug Buddy (TFaTB), he/him
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Today's earworm is "Don't Look Back" (Boston)

Don't look back, ooh, a new day is breakin'

It's been too long since I felt this way

I don't mind, ooh, where I get taken

The road is callin', today is the day

I can see, it took so long just to realize

I'm much too strong not to compromise

Now I see what I am is holding me down

I'll turn it around

Oh, yes, I will

I finally see the dawn arrivin'

I see beyond the road I'm drivin'

It's a bright horizon, ooh, and I'm awakin'

I see myself in a brand new way

The sun is shinin', ooh, the clouds are breakin'

'Cause I can't lose now, there's no game to play

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Today's Puppy Song (with all of the apologies to Bonnie Raitt)

You can't make her poop for you if she don't

You can't make her guts feel something it won't

Here in the dark, in these early hours

I will lay down my sleep and I'll use the power

But you won't, no you won't

'Cause you can't make her poop for you if she don't

Heard from across the house--

Tristan's Fetch and Tug Buddy: 🎶You can't make her butt feel something it won't

... I have created a monster. I would apologize, but I am laughing too hard.

It's been two days since I could walk Gwyn outside.

No one has seen her poop during this time.

We've been hoping she took a moment to sneak off & dump while TFaTB's back was turned while feeding the horses or some such, because... she's acting very uncomfortable... oh for cryin' out loud, honey, please just poop for him.

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I have a song stuck in my head and it's Gwyn.

Upside, inside out

She's livin' la vida wocker

She'll push and pull you out(side)

Livin' la vida wocker

Her coat is pale red

And her nose the color mocha

She will wear you out

Livin' la vida wocker

She'll theft all of your laundry and go sniffing in the rain

She'll drag you through her crazy life, but she'll take away your pain

Like a snoot punch to your brain

Come on!

Upside, inside out, livin' the vida wocker

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