Today's earworm is "Metal Heart" (Garbage)
I wish I had a metal heart
I could cross the line
I wish that I was half as good
As you think I am
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I wish I had a metal heart
I could cross the line
I wish that I was half as good
As you think I am
Today's earworm is THE RAMONES - TWENTY TWENTY TWENTY FOUR HOURS TO GO, I WANNA BE SEDATED
[Video Description: Tristan, a black and white cocker spaniel, turns toward the camera making Sad Tristan Noises. He smacks the front of a table with his paw, banging the drawer pull so it rattles.]
Today's earworm, unexpectedly, is "Fun, Fun, Fun" (Beach Boys) because Gwyn joined me in singing along.
Sweet dreams 'til sunbeams find you
Sweet dreams that leave all worries far behind you
But in your dreams, whatever they be
Dream a little dream of me
Made the scene, week to week
Day to day, hour to hour
Gate is straight, deep and wide
Break on through to the other side
Break on through to the other side
Don't look back, ooh, a new day is breakin'
It's been too long since I felt this way
I don't mind, ooh, where I get taken
The road is callin', today is the day
I can see, it took so long just to realize
I'm much too strong not to compromise
Now I see what I am is holding me down
I'll turn it around
Oh, yes, I will
I finally see the dawn arrivin'
I see beyond the road I'm drivin'
It's a bright horizon, ooh, and I'm awakin'
I see myself in a brand new way
The sun is shinin', ooh, the clouds are breakin'
'Cause I can't lose now, there's no game to play
Today's Song to my Spaniels:
🎵Who put the bowl in the bowl-sh-bowl-sh-bowl
Who put the span in the span-a-lan-a-ding-dong🎶
(with a small apology to The Edsels)
Today's Puppy Song (with all of the apologies to Bonnie Raitt)
You can't make her poop for you if she don't
You can't make her guts feel something it won't
Here in the dark, in these early hours
I will lay down my sleep and I'll use the power
But you won't, no you won't
'Cause you can't make her poop for you if she don't
Heard from across the house--
Tristan's Fetch and Tug Buddy: 🎶You can't make her butt feel something it won't
... I have created a monster. I would apologize, but I am laughing too hard.
It's been two days since I could walk Gwyn outside.
No one has seen her poop during this time.
We've been hoping she took a moment to sneak off & dump while TFaTB's back was turned while feeding the horses or some such, because... she's acting very uncomfortable... oh for cryin' out loud, honey, please just poop for him.
Tonight's bedtime walk song--
🎵Gotta potty and you know it, clap your cheeks
Gotta potty and you know it, clap your cheeks
Gotta potty and you know it, then your face will surely show it
Gotta potty and you know it, clap your cheeks🎶
I have a song stuck in my head and it's Gwyn.
Upside, inside out
She's livin' la vida wocker
She'll push and pull you out(side)
Livin' la vida wocker
Her coat is pale red
And her nose the color mocha
She will wear you out
Livin' la vida wocker
She'll theft all of your laundry and go sniffing in the rain
She'll drag you through her crazy life, but she'll take away your pain
Like a snoot punch to your brain
Come on!
Upside, inside out, livin' the vida wocker
I decided to go back and redesign an old sticker idea! You can grab one here if you would like :)
hey
Please play Theft with Tristan? Put something in the spot for Tristan to steal, and then return to you?
Today's spaniel earworm is "Goody Two Shoes" (Adam Ant)
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Smuggle innuendo follows
Must be something inside (your mouth)
Temptation eyes
looking through my my my soul
Temptation eyes,
you got to love me
Got to love me tonight
Oh little ones, if only you could understand how many people adore you.
Heading out for a walk with the Spaniels; this week's earworm is Garbage:
You hold a candle in your heart
You shine the light on hidden parts
You make the whole world want to dance
You bought yourself a second chance
Go Baby Go Go
We're right behind you
Go baby Go Go
Yeah we're looking at you
Go baby Go GO
Aw we're right behind you
Go Baby
Go Baby
Yeah we're looking at you
Nursemaiding me through my covid booster. She tries to be gentle, but with flu-like joint pain, I am really feeling it every time she bounces on me.
Today's earworm--
Your love is like bad medicine
Bad medicine is what I need
Oh, oh, oh, shake me up, just like bad medicine
There ain't no puppy that can't cure my disease
(with apologies to Bon Jovi)
🎶Following the leader, the leader, the leader
We're following the leader Wherever he may go🎵
🎶Tee dum, tee dee, a teedle ee do tee dum
We're one for all, and all of us out for fun
We march in line and follow the other one
With a teedle ee do, a teedle ee do tee dum🎵