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The DOOM Spaniels

@doomspaniels / doomspaniels.tumblr.com

Do not look the hypno-spaniels directly in the eyes. 🥕 Tristan (b&w American cocker spaniel): birthday 2018-05-05; joined us 2018-09-08 🥕 Guinevere (red English working cocker spaniel): birthday 2020-04-18; joined us 2020-12-10 🥕 Yvaine (red and white American cocker spaniel): birthday 2007-12-27; adopted 2011-08-20; returned to the stars 2020-11-16 🥕 Merlin (buff English cocker spaniel): adopted 2015-09-09; gone away, gone ahead 2018-08-26 🥕 Guinevere's Royal Treasurer (GRT), she/her 🥕 Tristan's Fetch and Tug Buddy (TFaTB), he/him
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You're a respectable homesteader in this here western territory, having a nice quiet sleep, when an Outlaw Villain slinks onto your porch.

You can tell he's an Outlaw Villain by his black hat and black duster. That gives them away every time.

Oh no! Your house! If he gets up to Bad Guy Business here, he could steal all your stuff and break anything he leaves behind. You're so worried about this Outlaw Villain you can see out the window, you dash downstairs wearing just your Union Suit.

But it turns out he's only been delayed on the road. He got so gosh-darn tired, he fell off his horse. He's just very politely requesting to sleep in your barn until morning. He'll even feed your chickens and collect the eggs before he moves on. Why, that's awful neighborly of him.

This episode made everybody sleepy. Good night!

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