Guinevere (from across the house): *cardboard dragging noises*
Auntie The Tertiary Human: She's bringing you her latest kill!
Guinevere: *hops up on couch carrying a whole empty soda can case*
Auntie: It's a big one.
Auntie: Feed the whole family!
Auntie packed up her car and drove away. About an hour later, Gwyn brought me Auntie's hat from the cabinet beside the door. She's only ever stolen it once before, when Auntie was also out of the house. Gwyn can obviously reach it any time she wants... but she doesn't.
Tristan's Fetch and Tug Buddy: The Chewy box is kind of crumpled...
TFaTB (opening the box): Oh good, the padding is on the crumpled side. (looking over the cases of cans) Looks like nothing is dented.
Guinevere's Royal Treasurer (explaining to Auntie the Tertiary Human): Yeah, once we didn't check, and they were busted. Tristan was so upset, kept insisting there was something wrong in the back room, but we couldn't find anything, and he couldn't explain.
Auntie The Tertiary Human: He was upset about the dent?
GRT: He was upset about the cans that were broken open, he could smell them, they were bad when we got them out later.
(Tristan's Fetch and Tug Buddy continues unloading can cases and putting them in the back room, then closes it and walks away.)
(Sad Tristan noises come from the hallway to the back room)
All of us: Oh, *crap*.