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Dani|21(as of the last post I put on here)|Bi/Ace|she/her|archive blog go brrrrrrrbrbrr the title for this blog is too iconic for me to get rid of it, gotta remember my roots
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((This has been sitting in my drafts for a while but I’ve been too busy brainrotting over random shit and just general life stuff, I mostly just had to change some links and add a thing or two))

This’ll probably be the last time I post here as I’m pretty much just gonna keep it as an archive.

There’s just so much stuff here, it’s a bit overwhelming, I mean, 20.5k+ posts versus my current blog’s just-over-3k that I’ve had for just under a year(at the time of writing this anyways)? That’s quite a bit lol, but I could never bring myself to delete completely as there’s too much stuff I care about to just wipe it all out. Lots of good memories and my love for a lot of things came from here just in the few years I’ve had it.

I’m much more active on my new main @ducktales--uwu which is primarily for...well, ducktales, and general duckverse stuff lmao, and my fairly-new sub account (as of now when I’m posting this, January 2021) @drakepadreal , which despite the url is simply for me to post/reblog stuff that isn’t duckverse-related, I just saw that particular url was available and I wanted it sooo 🤷. Most of this stuff is on my caard including my other socials, if that interests you at all, figured it’ll stay more up-to-date than this post.

I just felt weird about not adding anything here for so long but now I won’t feel as bad about not using it anymore after this.

Idk what else to write so, with that, I take my leave. Peace out ✌️✌️

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Anyways I have reached my max capacity of time spent on this blog, off I go again, for how long? Who knows, but I must return to my duck blog. Peace, gays. ✌️

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Ships

Week Ending October 26th, 2020

  1. Dani x Jamie Dani Clayton & Jamie, The Haunting of Bly Manor
  2. Lumity Luz Noceda & Amity Blight, The Owl House
  3. Zukka +2 Zuko & Sokka, Avatar: The Last Airbender 
  4. Destiel -1 Dean Winchester & Castiel, Supernatural 
  5. Catradora -1 Catra & Adora, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
  6. Jikook +2 Park Jimin & Jeon Jungkook, BTS
  7. Geraskier Geralt of Rivia & Jaskier, The Witcher
  8. Drarry +3 Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter, the Harry Potter universe
  9. Wangxian +4 Lan Wangji & Wei Wuxian, Mo Dao Zu Shi
  10. Jonmartin -4 Jonathan Sims & Martin Blackwood, The Magnus Archives
  11. Bakudeku +1 Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku, Boku No Hero Academia
  12. Hannigram +6 Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham, Hannibal
  13. Supercorp +4 Kara Danvers & Lena Luthor, Supergirl
  14. Drakepad Drake Mallard & Launchpad McQuack, DuckTales
  15. Thanzag Thanatos & Zagreus, Hades
  16. Joe x Nicky -2 Joe (Yusuf Al-Kaysani) & Nicky (Niccolò di Genova), The Old Guard
  17. Zutara -2 Zuko & Katara, Avatar: The Last Airbender
  18. Ineffable Husbands -2 Aziraphale & Crowley, Good Omens
  19. Kiribaku -9 Kirishima Eijirou & Bakugou Katsuki, Boku No Hero Academia
  20. Sasusaku Uchiha Sasuke & Haruno Sakura, Naruto

The number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from the previous week. The ones in bold weren’t on the list last week.

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I have to tell you about the Abuela on my street.

She is nearly 70 years old, with wonderfully brown gnarled, wrinkled hands and eyes that are creased from smiling. She hand-makes all of her own clothes and sews dolls for my little sister. Abuela is very lonely… her husband already passed and her kids live far away. She misses her grandkids. Abuela comes around our place for the company almost every other day.

So this morning, my little sister and I went to visit the Abuela to return the kindness of her vegetables with some homemade soup.

It’s a funny joke we have, that if you can make a perfect posole you are wife material. I was joking around with my friend beforehand to see if I was worthy of marriage, and my little sister thinks me failing is the best thing in life, so of course she wants to ask Abuela when we arrive.

We’re wearing masks and gloves and can’t give her the big hug like we want to, but Abuela is always happy to see us. We bring the pot of soup to her table. My little sis, the little shit that she is, immediately asks, “Abuela, is Reina ready to be a wife yet?”

And Abuela immediately shifts her entire mood. Her face literally becomes this:

Abuela’s look pierces through my heart.

“Who are you trying to impress? A man or a woman?” she asks, deadly serious. We have broached the topic of marriage. It is her domain now.

And I, Rei, gay as the fourth of July, cannot believe that either Abuela clocked me instantly or that she could possibly have a fascinating past of her own. 

I thought about lying, but my little sister was there and I don’t like to lie in front of her. So I was honest and said I was trying to impress a woman.

Without a response, Abuela carefully tries the posole. The room is silent.

“For a man, it’s good,” she says after a moment. “But, you’ll need to work harder to impress a woman.”

All I can do is politely nod. I have so many questions.

Now Abuela is tired. She wants to eat and relax in peace, so she waves us away. We make sure she’s settled, and then my sister and I go home.

I can’t believe my 70 year old Abuela said BI RIGHTS

this is the funniest fucking thing ever

not only did the grandma say bi rights but like

she had two separate scales of food judgement for men and women AT THE READY and there’s something inherently hilarious in “FOR MEN IT’S FINE, FOR WOMEN DO BETTER” 

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I simultaneously love and hate how people can tell what song this is from that one note and get pissed about it.

This meme is a crime.

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ryssbelle

I AM LIVID

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The era of coronavirus posts has its own ecosystem. There was the “here are some fun songs to sing while you wash your hands!” And the “so-and-so predicted covid-19” bullshit. The zoom call posts. The “5G caused coronavirus” posts. The bat soup shit. And now it’s just like “wear a mask.”

Remember Sourdough?

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assrtdj

a scene i did to test out clip studio paint’s animation features (holds face in hands) which i wholeheartedly love

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camphoteric

Similarities between Aizawa Shouta and Lego Batman

(Some of these aren’t technically canon but the fandom has collectively agreed to it)

  • Fights crime at night
  • Issues with the law
  • Hero identity is secretive
  • Wears all black
  • Doesn’t sleep??
  • Trauma
  • Denies having emotions. Has never experienced a single one ever
  • Eats the same food all the time
  • Seems like an asshole, very blunt
  • Autistic
  • Has a soft spot for kids
  • Adopted a kid
  • Is training kid to be a hero
  • Mentor/father figure seems old and frail, can kick ass
  • Tolerates very loud and dramatic significant other

Thank you for your time, in conclusion I may have a type.

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