we honestly need to debunk the myth of the “warm pillow and blankie in bed.” the blankie is not warm it is a SCAM when the blankie “keeps you warm and cozy” it is because of YOUR natural body heat that blankie just holds in. thats right. youre doing most of the work and your blankie is taking the credit. but really what can you expect these days

You get up from blankie for a minute to go to the bathroom. Then you come back and blankie is still warm.

Blankie is good.

This is how you do a meme. I don’t want to tell anyone my name or my bra size or my date of birth on the internet. Why can’t we make memes using useless and non-personal data points?

color-theorycon… sounds wonderful

E…EeebyDeeby MeowMeow??

Hehehe. Anon Plinko

Ladies and gentlemutants, welcome to the superhell blog. I’m your host, doodle me a god damn river.

Me, sometimes, out of nowhere, at no specific time and for no specific reason.

Does this work for you?

@siverfanweedo

I can do this all day

Plus one I made for my friend, 17.

@zylauniverse

@rookeryblue

Can you make the dr pepper one w the trans shirt. The first one validated me enough but i

@fishing-lesbian-catgirl

@crotchapple

@amantesmortem

@shit-garbage

Oof

Adding some I had in another post because people couldn't find them

@thisismisogynoir

Due to popular demand

@thearomanticsnake

@plaidos

@dykemom

Managed to do these

@2xplusungood

@cerberus-nightmare

Y'all should just make this a picrew tbh. It'd work well.

I was just asking halfway through “when’s the picrew link gonna appear?”

#luigi after developing amnesia being interrogated by toads

i had an idea

Comic #2 of this series can be found here

OK I DIDN'T NOTICE THIS BEFORE BUT THE WAY THAT WHEN WE'RE SEEING MARIO AT THE SAME TIME AS LUIGI, MARIO IS GREY AND BLURRY BECAUSE LUIGI DOESN'T REALLY RECOGNIZE HIM

FUCK! That is a great detail that I just never looked into! THATS SO FUCKING AWESOME!

ok i slept and ate food and now i will walk around

Who’s the lucky partner to get you a ring like that?

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it ith the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.

i meant to empty my contact lens case of cleaner and instead launched my allergy pills down the drain. wasn't even holding the lens case

once confidently pointed my car keys at the door out of my house and pressed the unlock button

This entire chain is all about the people who called their teacher “mom” on accident and the fact they’re all consistent as front end workers means we need a four day a week $22 dollar an hour change. ($20 being a half ass minimum)

rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks

that's okay cybertrucks are doing a fine job destroying themselves

Needs more explosives

Umm.....

So you know the videos that's like "goodnight to everyone who..." and then if you get called out you need to go ro bed

Yeah so I was watching one of those

And I was told everyone was gonna get a goodnight

I was thinking "Yeah right" and was gonna use it as an excuse to stay up later

I was doing fine

UNTIL IT HAD INE ABOUT IF YOUVE SUCCESSFULLY HAD OPEN HEART SURGERY

.....yall I usually don't listen to those videos but I never see stuff mentioned about that so now I HAVEA to listen

Goodnight yall 😭

YOOOO! good to see another heart scar wearer!

Dude you cant even tie a bunch of bed sheets together to make a makeshift rope and descend from a window anymore

Tie a rope? Bah. I remember using them as parachutes.

Some guys can’t even find a heavy pair of bloomers anymore.

you say you hate cops and the military and people start talking about their family members like man idgaf your cousin is going to hell

I’m pretty sure my little brother would be happy to hear people say he should go to hell. I’ll have him be the war crime story uncle for my children to not join in anything military related at a young age.

Literally he was recruited through CoD at a young age. He knows what war crimes look like.

I'm gonna get more bisexual.

I will!! I swear it!!!!

Do I slap a fish with a pan as a suggestion?