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Black, Woman, Lesbian. The holy trinity🙏🏿

@dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou

"Some say the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice. I say the darker the flesh, the deeper the roots."  ✊🏿👏🏿🙌🏿
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When your secret romance with an opposing teammate isn’t so “secret” anymore ;) From now on, any time there’s a blonde and brunette near each other I’m just gonna assume something gay is about to happen lol 

Pretty sure this was my very first tumblr post 😂

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ladybug0327

It’s giving these two

There simply is no heterosexual explanation 😏

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feministism

That was the fastest way to get a belt to yo ass if you were a child talking to your Black mother like that 😂

Mom: Why haven’t you done the dishes like I told you?

You: Because I don’t wan-

Your mom:

Your dad:

Your older brother:

Your younger sister:

Your white friend who gets away with talking back to his mom:

Your grandma:

You:

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smolsawyer

Fangirling: Irena is cornered and doesn't see any other way to get back everything they took away from her. Alena is so concerned for her, I love them <3 Irena admits she considers the "treatment" to Alena, but still refuses Sofie with her brand new "treatment" called lobotomy (facepalm). Ffs I can't belive they ever believed drilling a hole in a person's skull is helping anything.

Further plot: Nothing here, let's continue

Credit for subtitles: @ ScorpiStraub on twitter

Please reblog to save a lesbian life :D and also to spread their love story <3

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We salute a working class hero 🫡

His broke ass wanted to bitch over 5 lil dollars, now he gotta spend more than that to get the windshield fixed before his mom finds out he got her car fcked up and she kicks him out of her basement 🤣

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5 Favourite Characters Poll (Tag Game)

I was tag by: @star-mum

Rules: make a poll with five of your all time favourite characters and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favourite.

Thanks you so much for the tag

No way am I not voting for everyone's favorite lesbian, Vi!

Let's be real all of these except Eobard are all women who could kick my ass (and I'd thank them for it!). God I am such a lesbian.

(I voted for Harley, Gwen and Ylena)

So I went and chose deliberately non F/Os here.

Forgot to tag: Dont have list... On phone... *crisis*

I voted Alice in your poll (ofc), and Harley in the first one other two polls weren’t my lane.

tagging: @serenity-the-firefly @sergeantpixie @pinkhysteria @chaosandtwo @antlerslayer and @faewaren if ya’ll feel like it.

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antlerslayer

thank u for tagging!!!!

no pressure tagging @fox-toothed @swamp-moth @the-lonelyshepherd @blackbloodedisabel @ragnyra @insert-neologism !!!! open tag too any1 can join if they want

ty for the tag grin also SHAUNA SWEEP!!!

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suprecorp

oh god y’all do not wanna see this okay (thank you for tagging sheppy)

hmmmmm okay tagging @creaturecannibal @lovestrucklovesickslut @starstaiined @meganonmain (or @antlerqueer ? idk where you would do this if you wanted to LMAO) @jackietaylorsversion @lais-a-ramos but like if you see this yall should do it :3

thank u for the tag frend <3

accidentally only put one non toh character. so I will just tag some of my toh mutuals !!

@oh-cramity-its-amity @everyonehateserik @acearcane @scatteredraysofhope and @socks-swamp+anyone else (sorry if U have in fact watched the owl house and I forgot you!!!! i love u!!!)

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acearcane

Oh, this is fun!! Thanks for the tag!

They’re all sort of basic, obvious answers but hey; I love my tragic boys.

Thank you for the tag… let’s see

I don’t really know :/

I am legally obligated to vote for Tremaine and you guys better be grateful that I didn't make all of them warcross

Also thanks for the tag

Oooh this one is really fun! Thanks for the tag :}

I’m realizing that I don’t have much variety in the characters I obsess over…

I put the last option there for five year old me

@neil-perrys-glasses @angerycat @syzygy-yzygy @dsm--v @i-like-her-like-that or anyone else that would like to join in :}

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clavidy

hiiiii ty for the tag :3333

squeezes them all in my hand..... this list was soo hard to make i have so many blorbos and i love them all so dearly......... also. had to resist the urges to fill this with mha characters the spintrest is NOT winning today

uhh tagging @bizlybebo @hunny-mustard104 @hopelessromantic1289 @nicoandthepoets @silverliningspidey and anyone else who wants to join!! nf ofc :)

AHHH THANK U FOR THE TAG :-D <3

the guys ever

THE GUYS!! my sillies i love them so much :( my lil dudes. tbh had to stop myself from adding all spidermen it was a battle… thwip thwip

tagging! (no pressure)

(and anyone else who wants to join ofc)

tysm for the tags!!!

LMFAOOO

tbh also the entire crew of the per aspera is one big comfort character to me just the way that they work together

no pressure tags!!

have fun‼️

Thanks for the tag! I have so many favourite characters, it's really hard to pick just 5, so these are just off the top of my head:

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ocgray

Thanks for the tag! I wish we got more screen time with Lars!

Like you, I have a billion favorite characters, so here’s the five that come to mind.

No pressure tags!

Thanks for the tag! I voted for hobie >:]

Theres so many more I wish I could add so I'll list a few here as honorable mentions; kate bishop, robin buckley, deena Johnson, hobie brown, spider gwen, kat sandburg, lars pinfield, Beatrice (idk her last name, but from warrior nun), ziggy berman, moe truax, and the list goes on lmao.

Anyways, here are my tags (no pressure ofc)

Tagged by: @rat-in-a-suit. Surprising no one, I voted for Jade.

Tagging (no pressure of course):

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blackdalek

@greyheadedjaco thanks for tagging me

This was almost impossible, I changed options a few times. There are too many 😔 So I chose the characters that were number one at some point in recent times

LOL you should already know who I voted for and was the first person I thought of reading this.

So, so many more, but these are from some of my most recent rewatches. Ty for the tag 🫶🏽 so

I CHOOSE YOUUUUU!!!

When I looked over my list I realized they're placed in order from morally ambiguous to downright deranged 😂

"Anne and I have been by each other's side since she was 13, you've shared a bed with her for a week."

"You'd be amazed what can change in a week in my bed."

"What the hell is wrong with you, you can't just kill everyone you don't trust."

"Yes I can."

"Faith you don't get it, you killed a man."

"No you don't get it, I don't care."

"Please just let me go, I won't say a word I promise."

"I shot your sister and then I snogged her, now do you really think you can keep that quiet."

*giving a toast at her wedding*

"When we met, I'd just had a really bad breakup... but when I think about my ex today... I realize I'm so much happier now that she's dead."

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smolsawyer

Fangirling: In this first piece, we basically get Irena being her sunshine personality towards everyone around :D And Alena! Girl! You saw her once in your life i stg and you are already pinning over her across the room :D :D :D But hey, it worked, since Irena went right back and asked for her. I wonder what is her motivation at this point, does she want to ride her (not like that you horny! :D) to show her who's the boss? Or is she just curious about her? I love the moment they share in the dressing room. Alena is immediately aware of what it means for her and she backs away, scared. You can also see that whatever was running in Irena's head at that moment, she snapped back to her usual self when she heard people outside the changing room. What a defense mechanism.. "bitch mode initiated to cover the fact I just had a moment with this girl" :D poor Alena tho, someone protect her pure soul <3 God i love those morons so much.

Yes, this is how my fangirling will probably look under every video so feel free to skip my smitten rambling :)

Further plot: Irena's husband Lukáš is accused of raping a local employee. Irena uses this to manipulate her father to let her divorce Lukáš, something her father has refused to allow till now. Meanwhile, a new character is introduced, Colonel Gruber, a head of the Prague SS office, who wants money and influence over the Kučera family. He especially takes to Irena, who impresses him with her hardness and skillset in leading the company.

Credit for subtitles: @ ScorpiStraub on twitter

Please reblog to save a lesbian life :D and also to spread their love story <3

I think we have different ideas on how Irlena started. From my understanding of how these first few episodes played out, Alena and Irena had already been secretly seeing each other before the first episode... that's why Alena was sneaking out in the middle of the night, why she was so familiar with Irena's jewelry, and why Irena was always soft towards Alena unless others were around.

All of their longing glances at each other, Irena knowing to step in when Alena was uncomfortable talking to Jakub's parents, and her telling Lukas she found someone was the truth since she couldn't divorce him but planned to keep seeing Alena... I feel like the kiss they shared in her office was just the reveal to viewers that these two had been secretly dating this whole time while Irena's married and Alena's engaged 😂

This is why I wish I could watch the full episodes because I'm sure there are scenes that I've missed that would fill in some blanks.

THANK YOU SO MUCH for uploading these videos here! 😊

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