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I'm the potato one

@dontfeeddaelves / dontfeeddaelves.tumblr.com

I fandom jump all over the place, so if you came here for one fandom, you’re going to be severely disappointed. Enjoy the multishipping while you’re at it too.
(My blog is a mess, just like my life)
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drop by to dump some color facts, YELLOW stimulates mental processes, nervous system, jogging memory, encourage communication, optimism, creative, enlightenment. It's the happiest colour in the colour wheel yet in France and Greece, it symbolized for "JEALOUSY" and "SADNESS". Criminal's doors in France were panted yellow around 10th century! It also meant coward, betrayal, hazard in negative.

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Hmmm...

The Jealousy/Sadness thing and the "coward, betrayal" fits JUST A LITTLE TOO WELL, DAMMIT BEN-ED AGAIN, I'M ONTO YOU MYSTERY BEN, I'M CATCHING ONTO YOUR SECRETS *squints*

As for orange being "vital, energizing, happy and childlike, friendly" thing, I really like that. Like, if it weren't for Arthur, then the gang wouldn't be able to do half their stuff because, no van, no mechanic to fix said van.... Yes, yes I like this.

"set the thing apart from everyone else", yup, that's Arthur. He was told for so long that he had to blend in, to not rock the boat, and when he moves in with Lance, he shows his true colors and becomes the quirky, sarcastic little cheeto man we all know and love. "you will either hate it or love it"- no one else liked the little orange boy sitting and playing with scrap metal at the lunch table, but Lewis and Vivi were instantly attracted to his charm and smarts.

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God dammit, does Ben think of everything?!

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The lovely petzfan tagged me sooooooooo

Rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below. Then tag at least 10 followers.

Name: Becky

Nickname: That is my nickname. I will also answer to Buck, BecBec, or, if it's Sarah addressing me, bitch

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Straight, for the most part

Height: 5’8, 5'9ish

What time and date is it there: It is 10:50 PM on Dec 2

Average hours of sleepMmmm, 'bout 7 or 8

OTPs: This is a loaded question, so I will simply answer with PrUK, Yorkalina, Tuckington, Suckington, Percabeth, and many, many more

The last thing I googled: The link for thesaurus.com because I'm lazy trash

The last thing I said to a family member: "Are you going into the office tomorrow? No? YES! I mean... oh, noooooo... I'll miss you......"

One place that makes me happy and why: Z's. Because Domenic and I reconnected there, wrote, talked, and I read him gay porn there

How many do I sleep under: I'm assuming this is blankets. There's 3... And 2 pillows.

Favorite Beverage: Fucking coffee...

Last movie I watched in the cinema: Mockingjay Part 1. It was eh.

Three things I can’t live without: My computer, my phone, Sarah. Literally. I honestly don't know how I got through the first 18 years of my life without her.

Something I plan on learning: I'm trying to relearn/advance my Spanish skills... it's not going well on account that I'm lazy trash....

You HAVE to listen to this songI would say Mystery Skulls, but I'm pretty sure everyone's heard it by now, so instead, I recommend My Demons by Starset. Love, love, love, love. There's so many others but really, please, listen.

Because I am lazy trash, the people I tag are tagged in the tags.

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and now aph England

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Excellent

  • How I feel about this character
I love England, okay? I didn't at first but he's grown on me like a prickly cactus because that's what he is and now I just fucking love this dork.
  • All the people I ship romantically with this character
PrUK, a little USUK, FrUK, uuuuhhhh... yeah....
  • My non-romantic OTP for this character
I WILL FUCKING DEFEND FACE FAMILY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, DO YOU HEAR ME
Also, him and Hungary. Total bros. Don't ask me how or why but it's a thing that happened once and now I can't unsee it.
  • My unpopular opinion about this character
I don't think I have one, tbh? Like, he's a prickly bastard and a huge dork, but he will kick your ass. There's a reason he ruled most of Europe for that long. NEED MORE PIRATE
  • One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.
I WANT HIM TO FUCKING GO TO BLOODY HOGWARTS. I WANT MAGIC AND QUIDDITCH AND WANDS AND SPELLS AND JUST GIVE ME POTTERTALIA ALREADY, PLS
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I will call aph Prussia first

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Yes, my baby

  • How I feel about this character
This stupid asshole ruined my life and I just absolutely love him to death. He’s so god damn complex to the point where literally nothing he does is too out of the ordinary for me. Like, he can be sad and obnoxious and closed off and a dork all in the same paragraph and I will accept it to the day I die.
  • All the people I ship romantically with this character
Fucking Germancest, my first OTP, PrUK, a little PruAme, some PruAus, Bad Touch Trio threesome, fUCKING FRITZ/PRUSSIA I WILL FIGHT YOU ABOUT THAT ONE, PruHung, PruCan
  • My non-romantic OTP for this character
Hmm… that’s a toughy. Maybe PruDen? Like, bros for life, those two. They go drinking and shenanigans all night long and then pass out on the couch with angsty cuddles, and they maybe kissed once, but it was too weird so just heterosexual life partners, those two.
  • My unpopular opinion about this character
I dunno if it’s unpopular, but that boy is such a bottom it fucking hurts (of course, he tops sometimes too, but he will literally give up halfway through and just lay there, like, fuck me, he’s such a bottom).
Also, I literally cannot stand PruMano. I dunno why, but everyone ships them together and I can see why and if you want to, if that’s your OTP of OTPs, then hey, go out with sausage and tomatoes and glitter, I’m not gonna stop you. But I will never ship it.
  • One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.
I JUST WANT MORE AFTER THE WAR WHEN HE WAS DISSOLVED LIKE SERIOUSLY, GIVE ME THAT HEARTWRENCHING ANGSTY BALL OF SADNESS IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK
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EngPru, always the Engpru /) u (\

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Yessssssssssss

  • Makes the bed in the mornings
Prussia. Always Prussia. The military lifestyle has been so ingrained in him that he folds those sheets with a precision that England didn't think was possible.
  • Has sole possession of the tv remote
Again, I see Prussia. England's more likely to curl up with a book instead. Prussia likes his reality shows a little too much (hanging out with a certain sady-haired someone too much...). When Prussia's out, tho, England indulges in soaps because he is a man, dammit, but he will find out whether Elizabeth and Miguel will get caught by their evil second cousin.
  • Stays up until 2am reading
England. He's a total bookworm. He will most definitely fall asleep reading most nights. And if you give him a Harry Potter or another fantasy novel? Yeah, he'll stay up all night reading that shit.
  • Is the bigger cuddler
Both-it's not cuddling, it's pre-coital touching.
  • Does the laundry
England. Prussia tried a few times, but for all his strategic and military training, the man just cannot understand that colors get washed in cold water, whites in hot, and that for love of all things holy, bleach is not a necessity.
  • Mows the lawn
Prussia. For all his laundry mishaps, he's actually quite good when it comes to running machines. Also, he can't sit inside cooped up for too long.
  • Is better at budgeting
England. If it were up to Prussia, their house would be full of stuffed animals and little birds and every single cat and dog from the pet store.
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"Look at me - just breathe, okay?" - Engpru *A*bbb

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HEY THERE, SWEET THANG

Arthur could feel a headache coming on as the others hurled insults at each other. Just once, he'd like a world meeting to actually be productive, but it didn't look like that was the case with this one.

"You're a fucking meatball!" Alfred screamed, adding a paper plane to his verbal attack. It landed in Feliciano's hair.

"Who's got meatballs?!" Gilbert asked, perking up besides his brother, who fussed with the Italian's hair.

"Look who's talking, you over-stuffed sausage!" Francis yelled, hurling a pen. It went over Alfred's head and smacked Kiku in the face.

"We've got sausage too?!" Gilbert grinned.

"Bruder, sit down!" Ludwig snapped, glaring at the older man. He sent another one at the fighting nations. "Stop throwing shit!"

"You're all behaving like a bunch of monkeys!" Arthur added.

"Monkeys? We're going to the zoo?!"

"Gilbert, sit down and shut up!" Ludwig screamed. Gilbert blinked at him and Arthur's eyes widened a bit. "You're not even supposed to be here!"

Gilbert blinked, taking an involuntary step back from his taller brother.

"This is a meeting for countries!" Ludwig continued, oblivious to his words. The others in the room had stopped at the outburst, and all of them were staring at the two brothers. Arthur wasn't sure that Ludwig was aware of what he was saying.

"West, I-"

"Why did you insist on coming if you were just going to make a mess of everything? You're not needed anymore and you're not wanted!"

Arthur and Gilbert... their relationship was different. They cared for each other in an awkward way, and had slept together on more than one occasion. Gilbert and he went way back, and they shared more than a bed at times.

Gilbert took the stick out of Arthur's ass and Arthur made sure that Gilbert knew he wasn't forgotten.

Neither of them were aware of this.

Arthur was, however, aware of the look on Gilbert's face before he fled from the room.

Ludwig seemed to come to his senses and he blinked. He made a step forward, calling out as the door slammed behind the elder man.

With reflexes that he had almost forgotten, Arthur shot forward after him.

"I'll find him," he said, slipping out the door and into the hall. He looked down both directions before spotting the tail of Gilbert's coat flap around the corner.

Arthur hurried after him, forgetting how fast the taller man was when he wanted to be. He nearly lost Gilbert a few times, but found him quickly as they mazed their way through the halls.

With a final turn, Arthur deviated from his pursuit, rounding a different corner to head Gilbert off. The two nearly collided, Gilbert's arms flailing as he tried to catch his balance. Arthur struggled to get his feet under him again, hand reaching out to catch Gilbert's bicep in a tight hold to prevent the man from taking off again.

They fell in a heap on the floor, all limbs and no grace. Gilbert immediately began to struggle.

"Gilbert, stop!" Arthur screeched. "I'm not going to hurt you!"

Gilbert didn't reply, still desperately trying to get away. He was making an awful wheezing sound that didn't sit well with the blond.

Arthur yelped as Gilbert kicked him in the shin, but he turned around and pinned the man to the floor. He stared at the red eyes underneath him.

"Calm the fuck down, you bloody tosspot!" he cried.

Gilbert's eyes were wide, his chest rising and falling, but there was something wrong. His mouth was opening and closing like a fish out of water, and it was then that Arthur realized that Gilbert was hyperventilating.

"Whoa, whoa!" Arthur said. "Hey there, calm down!"

Gilbert's expression became panicked. Arthur moved his hands from Gilbert's wrists to his face, leaning down to press his forehead to Gilbert's.

The man couldn't seem to calm down, so Arthur did the only thing he could think of.

He kissed him.

He kissed him long and hard and eventually, he felt Gilbert gather himself. Arthur broke away and Gilbert gasped, finally getting some control back.

"You're okay," Arthur mumbled, still holding onto Gilbert's cheeks. "It's okay. Look at me- just breathe, okay? There we go..."

After a moment, Gilbert's breaths were normal.

The tears in his eyes were not.

Arthur gently kissed them away, showing the other man that he was, indeed, wanted.

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