Pack up everything children, we're going to disneyland
Or at least I hope we are.
GATHER ROUND MY CHILDREN IT’S ADASTRA FRIDAY
let's get the party started
Ok it's time to finish off adastra, and thanks to our time machine, we also we'll be able to see the other endings
one last time I must face against this horrid underwear
The thing is; I'm running out of quirky/witty intros to announce my playthrough of adastra, so this time you'll have to imagine one yourselves
I swear to god if my parents walk in right now I will commit Sudoku
Let's see if we can speedrun the last 4 months we have left on adastra, or at least speedrun Amicus date
wet with what exactly?
Well the last time more than shit hitting the fan it was like diarrhoea hitting the wind turbine, jesus everything was brown and ugly (we even died, again, but like jesus 3 days later we revived, again) so now that the dust has settled and the fecal matter has gone down the drain, what awaits for adastra's future?
I'm sorry but Amicus looks like he has a gray pimple on his chin
Ok, we all know that the metaphorical shit is about to hit the proverbial fan. Let's see how everything gets ruined as we reach the climax of the story.
it's the paintings, they are still all three the same
I came here to chew gum and mock adastrian fashion choices, and I'm all out chewing gum.
tbh most people would look at you like neferu did
well enough of praising this game, cassius might be a very well written character, but we're here to mock amicus, and his choice of underwear.
he also ads first the cereals and then the milk, which is atrocious
Okay everyone, its adastrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrra time
and I still hate his loincloth
Alright everyone, it's time to get the the third and last trial... perhaps, adastra has this way of putting in a bazillion things between plot-points even when the time transcurred in-game is of like, two hours
me, when I'm caught at 3 AM raiding the fridge
Ok, let's see if we're gonna punch Neferu in his face for the whole "having sex with Amicus" thing or for the more damning crime of wearing a loincloth
sorry but I don't think they can judge me for a murder I still haven't committed
Today we dive into Virginia the alleged third sibling of the royal family, and the mysterious guest. Hopefully both of them have better underwear choice that amicus or cassius.
Amicus, Cassius and now finally Virginia. The threesome is complete.