Help! My wife keeps reading creepy pastas and making herself scared and then I have to watch scooby doo with her help her calm down

beachdeath:

what did the french trademark lawyer say to her wife

je ™

im glad whoever made this photo helpfully added a red circle so i could spot the alien but im still not sure where the alien is. could someone please magnify the alien so i can see it. i cant find any

hope this helps

thanks jens but i still dont know what youre showing me. could you point some arrows at it or something. maybe that will help me see it

here you go

thank you for trying to help jens but i dont see anything of interest. could you maybe increase the saturation and exposure on the alien or something. that oughta make it stand out. add a few more circles and arrows too maybe

hope this is helpful

thanks jens this has been really helpful. i dont see anything though. could you magnify it a little bit more 

okay

oh shit is that an alien

When you miss some chats in Mystic Messenger and try to catch up

but imagine yoosung raging like the typical league player and then immediately reverting back to his usual cute self

MC: I like tall guys. 

Zen, Jumin, and Seven: :) 

Yoosung: 

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

me to my gamer bf: let’s play ;)

your gamer bf: WHAAAAATS up youtube today im gonna be speedrunning sex with my girlfriend.  swag.  really been working on my strats and im hoping to see at least a six second reduction from last time *1:14 flashes onto the screen in bright red meme letters while airhorns play for a little bit* okay here we go! *his youtube intro starts*

#Gone Girl (2014)

when you do some shit completely based on impulse and have no idea what the consequences will be

dating tip #23: find someone who is willing to date you

Explain

yoosung: youre exactly like rica!

MC: but im not rika.

yoosung:

Goodbye straight people, I can’t say I’ll miss you tbh

Finally we did it

When seven tries to robber