peace and love on my dash this afternoon

Cannot FUCKING stand when my loose leaf tea says to add tea in tablespoons instead of teaspoons. I'm sorry, bitch. Am I making tea or am I making a table. Let me double fucking check.

I am not reblogging because I agree. I am reblogging because as a millennial I want to ask yall what the fuck is wrong with you? This is a member of the Bush family. This family is complicit with Reagan. This man fucked Texas into what is today. What is WRONG with yall?

Guy can still get his freak on

Yeah srsly

easy pete you son of a bitch, there isn’t a sign on this earth that could deliver you from my fury

i never stop laughing at this fucking post

Ethnic is one of the funnier euphemisms for not white. Damn you look like you come from somewhere

No 👎

you have to outlive donald trump

imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.

no amount of budgeting will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money

i just came from twitter LOOOOL! 😜👏 let’s go, tumblyp

h… hm… did anyone else feel that

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

I wonder from where so many Americans get the idea that voting is supposed to be some expression of your deepest, most beloved values and virtues rather than a pragmatic, political move meant to shift your country as much closer to your ideal as possible. This strikes me as another example of extreme individualism. Voting isn’t about *you*. It’s about your city, state, and/or country. It doesn’t have to feel transcendently good deep down in your bones. It just has to *do* as much good as you can do, in this particular moment in time.

no tumblr i'm not gonna spam those so the left counter overflows and turns into "TUM" or something equally corny

Something bad has been happening to me lately. I keep saying “oh a puppy” when i see something i find cute. I was on a walk on the cliffs and I saw a slug and said it because i thought I was alone, but then an old lady on her walk teleported behind me and said “Im afraid not…”