Professional Bloodhound Enthusiast

im gods favourite exposed nerve

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

can we pretend the ripples in the park lake are like swimming trout........ i could really use a fish right now, fish right now, fish right now.......

sorry he bit you. It’s his coping mechanism

“what is he coping with?” the weight of the world on his gay shoulders

does anyone know what the first step of unlearning shame is. please say it’s substance abuse

If your child is born a clown, you've got to let them clown. You can't un-clown a child by prohibiting them from doing clown shit. You've just raised a clown that doesn't do anything.

Finally got a coasters

hits the bong and immediately becomes aware of the narrative

hits the bong again and looks directly at the camera knowingly

Crows be like

It seems y’all feel the crow. GOOD.

Rosary