why use makeup and high heels to strike fear into the hearts of men when just existing as an autonomous person with your own thoughts and feelings is the most terrifying thing any man can imagine
frankly theres no logical reason that we dont have cigarettes that are good for you yet
i think adults are so sad cause they don't make out in backseats anymore
happy birthday to all goth and emo characters whos creators in strokes of genius made your birthdays on halloween to symbolize how goth and/or emo you are. and to frank iero who this happened to in real life somehow
vampire buddies :3
“mold is gross!!” “mold gets people sick!!” maybe for you. my mold loves me. we share germs & we arw in love ❤️ he livws on my water bottle and i take him everywhere with me. i am dyinf. for unrelated reasons
i think janitor should be the highest paying job in a society
im not kidding im not kidding have you ever been inside a public bathroom
if i go to dnp tit and do not walk out with a beautiful lesbian phannie on my arm i’m suing for false advertising
23 HOURS TIL I SEE MY BOYS!!
unfortunately healing your inner child consists of doing things on your own because everyone else has moved on from the thing that affected you greatly years, even decades ago
this post is about me driving to a different city to see the Dan and Phil show by myself at my grown age 🤩
the time has come!!! any phannies going to the austin show tonight want to meet up before the show?
bride to be….
this camera scares me sometimes like i zoomed in and hello That Is Me
