reblog this if you're okay with booping spams please !!

You know what. Fuck you.

*unhallows your ween*

"kill them with kindness" WRONG boop

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been happening a lot lately im sure its fine

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

feel free to add on

THIS ONE WINS

oh you know

What is homestuck? Is it like goncharov?

How is he his brother and biological father please

dave is his genetic offspring but was adopted as a little brother rather than a son. all things considered, it's one of the less convoluted aspects of homestuck's family tree

LESS CONVOLUTED?

don't worry about it 🙂

relevant to this blog i think

I like to think i’m allowed to be proud of this

Bowl identification:

East Fork soup bowl in either Eggshell or Panna Cotta, featuring the brass flatware available on their website; Lucky Charms.

did you just... know this??

i fucking adore how hard posts on this website spiral out of control

by jeremy ville

putting the ✨BI✨ in FBI since 1993 👽

“How’s your WIP going?”

"Have you made any progress?”

“How close are you to being done?”

fandom sucks now I never see PSAs for writers about what can and cannot be used as lube

finding out about lube is the worst thing that happened to the smut-writing community. back in the day I’d get reports back from the trenches about stories where the characters used violin rosin for sex.

used to be that I could recline upon my settee and ask “what news from the front?” and my faithful friends would recount sordid tales of highly toxic viscous chemicals applied to the delicate internal orifices of various and sundry fictional characters by virgin writers.

and we were happy.

↠ Masterlist

we’re eating chicken chicken chicken chicken™ chicken at chicken chicken chicken chicken™ near the crossroads of wolfing and fucking in fucking, austria

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

what the dog doin...

healing..............

you literally need to humble yourself before the cheese grater because what she really craves is human flesh and she can smell your blood underneath your skin. fyi

ohhh october be kind. on god be kind

im handing out chocolate and tea to everyone reblogging this. good luck friends i wish you all the best