Gwyn can't touch this

rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks

that's okay cybertrucks are doing a fine job destroying themselves

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I've been trying to spread this around to everyone, especially writers and artists, without spamming anyone.

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had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

Oh My God Damn

had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

Oh My God Damn

I love this thing.

cnn talking heads: trump is going to destroy our democracy and normalize xenophobia!!!!

shark tank guy: what exactly was democratic about the DNC kneecapping bernie in 2016 and handpicking kamala with no primary process in 2024

cnn talking heads: nothing the DNC does has to be democratic you neanderthal canadian immigrant

English added by me :)

ur so right though

This is an incredible story.

A man assassinates a former prime minister and gives his demands to the government who turn around and go “Actually yeah, these are quite a good ideas.”

By far the most successful assassin in history, tbh. It's like if someone bodied Reagan and a month later we got police/drug reforms

2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

I work at a movie theater and this happened last week

I called my brother a wifeguy and he was like “what’s that” so I told it’s a man who’s obsessed with his wife, and there was a pause as he went through all 5 stages of grief in about 20 seconds, and then said, “well what do other people do??”