just according to keikaku

you know i love a character when i give them the dad bod treatment

gentle reminder that my requests are not open at the moment. i'm still working on the celebration requests (and i appreciate everyone's patience with me ily all so much)

commissions are a potential in the near future, though!

me: omegaverse food! :) nothing nefarious in this au! only tobimama and dadara to see here!

*slides the botched hysterectomy butsuma tried to give tobirama as a child behind my back*

very happy au :)

what if i had a shirt made that said "old man yaoi" what then

alright fellas *cracks knuckles* time to weed out the weak

linguistics cap popped on when i stumbled upon a pronunciation guide that wasn't even accurate and had the official linguist pronunciation guide right beside it

the way i got such a judgy bitchy look on my face i could FEEL it. man..

fellas. don't do research for breeding kink and the consequences of said kink if you can't handle the fucking hilarious end result of batshit ads on tumblr amen

just a little note for new folks! my requests aren't open at the moment, i'm just catching up on requests made when i opened them in june! thank you for understanding!

tomorrow's agenda:

coworker today: oh hey isn't your birthday next week?

me: 🧍....is it? *checks calendar* oh shit it is

me after writing all the titles out and ending up manifesting a specific one to win...

(its not currently but whatever LMAO)

me, a degenerate: what if i stated my voice kink like with my WHOLE chest?

oh what are you following me for?? so we can kiss?? gay

sorry i can't go out tonight im thinking about dadbod tobirama. yeah I'll be busy for the next couple days probably.

people in that killua v kakashi poll makin me sad to be a killua lover like can y'all chill for 5 seconds 😭