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#hi my name is doc and i'm a socially awkward dork – @doctorvtumbls on Tumblr
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"Okay no, but what if they were also SAD?"

@doctorvtumbls / doctorvtumbls.tumblr.com

I am "fandom old" and very tired. My field of fucks lies barren.
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Ahahaha! Awkward! 8|

Sooo I just got a text from an old friend who...hasn't bothered to contact me for at least a year (probably more, I just don't remember) even though she apparently had my number the whole time. The text was to let me know that she's going to be at the Dallas bus station for a while tomorrow (Friday) morning in case Loving Spouse and I want to visit a little.

This is awkward because another old friend, her former fiance, is coming to visit LS and I. Tomorrow (Friday).

Luckily the awkwardness is being easily avoided by the fact that LS is sick and definitely not up to driving to Dallas. (Downtown Dallas, on Black Friday. Though I left that part out.) BUT STILL. Like WTF?

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That awkward feel when you realize you Kudosed a fanfic written by someone you had a falling out with many, MANY years ago. And you're using the same name you were using at the time, so assuming they even remember you it's not like they don't KNOW it's you. Yep. :/

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big shout out to the non-mutual followers whove been following me for a long time and like lots of my posts and have been around for months or even years. sorry i never gave u the followback but i see you guys consistently supporting me and enjoying or vibing with my content and i appreciate you, so thanks for stickin around

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I think my primary hesitance to post this damn fic is that the summary is so cheestastic terrible. Like wow, did you lift that shit from Fanfiction.net? I may try to replace it with a copypasta summary instead: use a couple lines from the fic itself. Hm... Okay, Tumblr, what do you think? '"Check update to family's file." A chill crawled down Perry's spine as he considered Peter's message. Most of his family's file wasn't updated often. The only part that really saw any regular attention was about his nephews and their incredible inventions...' OR 'Forced to choose between his family and O.W.C.A., a rogue Perry Fletcher goes on the run with his nephews. Now he has to find somewhere safe to hide them...and find a way to explain his secret double life.' Which of those sounds better?

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Uuugh. Looking through some Facebook pics of myself and in like, at least half of them I have this awkward giraffe neck thing going on. It is some bizarre optical illusion, because my neck isn't actually THAT long. (I think?) And yet somehow! Giraffe neck! URG.

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Brain: Hey! Hey there's something really important you need to remember. RIGHT NOW.
Me: What? What?! What is it?
Brain: Okay, so you remember that REALLY embarrassing thing that happened like...oh man, must've been at least five years ago now! Haha wow, time sure does fly. You remember that thing?
Me: I...do now. ...Oh god, I'd almost forgotten that. I tried so hard to forget...
Brain: Haha, lucky thing I'm here to remind you, buddy! :D
Me: ;_;
Brain: Lucky, lucky you. :D
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