Come again?
why do you expose house of @doctorloup like that???
Nonsense. No way in the 7th circle or any circle of hell could I afford to live in Sussex.
@doctorloup / doctorloup.tumblr.com
Come again?
why do you expose house of @doctorloup like that???
Nonsense. No way in the 7th circle or any circle of hell could I afford to live in Sussex.
~ Logo by Jasper Taylor and Meg Tuten, Logo text by @valdevia ~
The deranged, queer cyberpunk death game audio drama podcast that myself, @machetebisexual, @reignoftiramizu, and @cannibalmukbang have been working on for the last two years.
You can follow it right here on tumblr at @killjamxxx
It features actors who have been in:
The Magnus Archives. (As a Friendly Surgeon Who Cannot Catch A Break)
The Amazing Digital Circus. (As an Enterprising Organ Harvester)
Slay The Princess. (As a Sadistic Superpowered Assassin)
Final Fantasy Seven Remake. (As a Truly Evil Corporate Bastard)
The Mortuary Assistant. (As a Ravenous Wolf Woman)
Lackadaisy. (As a Helpful Murder Nerd)
Dimension 20. (As a Mom-Friend Dominatrix)
Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean. (As a Cyborg out for Revenge)
Another Crab’s Treasure. (As a Homicidal Wife Guy)
The Kingmaker Histories. (As a Solipsistic Killer Clown Girl)
Caravan. (As a Guy You’ll Really Want to Punch)
Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury. (As an Incredible Narrator)
Zom 100: Bucket List of the Dead. (As a Stab-Happy Street Punk)
Eeler’s Choice. (As Diabolical German Pawnbroker and a Humanoid Catfish)
Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason. (As a Loan Shark Who Might Be The Devil)
Less Is Morgue. (As a Woman Who Will Drill You To Death)
The NoSleep Podcast. (As The Ghost of a Questionable Father)
The Dead Meat YouTube Channel. (As a Terrifying Robotic Nun)
And that’s not even getting into the SNILF (Snake Milf), the buff lady with the eyepatch, the dorky trans reptile scientist, the charming British thief, or the evil undead Ringmaster.
You can subscribe to KILLJAM X X X on Podbean using this link here. We’re working on getting it on all the major podcatchers, including Spotify and Apple Podcasts.
[Clears throat evilly] Guten morgen.
Further improved by the fact they had Dylan @woebegonepod say it.
"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.
The blorbos live in my head and they do chatter so.
What has Lou been listening to recently which might distract you from thinking about The Situation?
Book of Constellations (@bookofconstellations) - Beautiful series full of hope about an alien on a road trip through America. Keith's writing is always deep, mature and full of kindness.
Woodbine - Look, they had me at the lesbian vampire detectives. And it's the Parkdale Haunt team so you KNOW it's gonna be great.
Amelia Project (@ameliapodcast)- Amelia's special brand of poignant comedy should help cheer you up. Some delightfully funny episodes recently. Loved Maty's debut as a small child of Hamelin and best boy Rhys being Valleys As All Fuck.
Poe: Evermore - OK actually this one is very dark but there is truly some quality acting in this and the writing is rich and gorgeous. Retelling of classic Poe stories within the setting of his life. I thought Vic was very good in Chapter 4 and Tanja in everything she's in especially the very sad bit and don't ask me about Harlan's character but I am listening very respectfully to both him and Giancarlo Herrera anyway moving swiftly on to
Professor Chronomier - The newest and final season of my favourite time travelling Professor is out, I will be normal I promise (I will not be normal TIME VILLAIN TEAMUP TIME VILLAIN TEAMUP)
Otherwise I have also been filling in more of the recommended listening, and binged Archive 81, Limetown and the Black Tapes so I am no longer an ignoramus about those ones.
Happy listening, love you all, this too shall pass
Happy Saturday, friends! It's time for a weekly feature that I run on Tumblr, it's
✨Fiction Podcast Self Promo Saturday!✨
This is a space I create every Saturday to give folks involved in the making of fiction podcasts an opportunity to shout out their work!
If you have anything audio fiction related you'd like to promote - a podcast, an episode, an upcoming show you're working on, a crowdfunding campaign or casting call for your podcast - reblog this post with your self-promo! I'll reblog every one I see throughout the day!
We've just released our belated Halloween special!
This is without a doubt one of the funniest episodes we've put out so far. It was guest written by @doctorloup of Eelers Choice and many more, and has a guest voice appearance by Lauren Grace Thompson of @224bbaker and Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason. This episode has it all - a gothic castle, a daring escape from a deadly rockslide, more plant magic, and we've got two new weird women!
A storm forces the gang to take refuge in a castle with a rich, sexy family whose members definitely, probably, don’t drink blood.
Content Warnings: animal death (24:26-24:37)
New episode is out now! This one gets a bit experimental with the format, and features everyone's favorite officer of the neighborhood watch 🎈
Did you see the amazing news??
Yesterday we uploaded this years Halloween special and I could barely believe it to be true! This years special guests are Lou Sutcliffe ( @doctorloup ) and Mike LeBeau! With a special story by Gem Aydin! ( @400wordsahorror )
You can jump into the special with no prior knowledge of the show! Maybe it will leave you wanting more🧡🎃
A late happy hallows eve from the Surcease crew!🎃
CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE - DROPPING NOVEMBER 8
When the gang's newest clients invite them to a bath house in a precariously-located mountain village, the weather gets the best of them and they're forced to seek refuge in a spooky, run-down castle. At the castle, they're met with warm hospitality from the Count and Countess, but the longer they stay in Castle Spükberg, the more they start to suspect something isn't right. Can Eisen repair the van before anything untoward happens? Or will the trio need to quickly stock up on garlic and holy water? Tune in next Friday to find out!
This episode was guest written by @doctorloup
Nine to Midnight IV (<- link!) just released!! It’s an annual anthology of spooky audio fiction short stories by horror podcasters. I’m not affiliated in any way, but I wanted to compile a list of everyone involved to celebrate the wealth of talent that came together this year and make it even easier to check out all their other projects.
Full credits under the cut but just to whet anyone’s curiosity, some exciting callouts that I personally recognized include stories from the creators of @malevolentcast, @hellofromthehallowoods, @thestoragepapers, @hinaypod, @re-dracula, @ethicstownpod , @woebegonepod , @wakeofcorrosion , @thenightpost , @hellgatecity , @ostiumpodcast , @souloperatorpod , and more and more!
The new episode will be up on YouTube shortly but for now you can listen to it on spotify, apple, or at this link
TSV has been finished for a while now so I don't need to worry about spoilering things any more. I am one of the people in various choruses during TSV (I think I "river rises" somewhere) which was super cool, do love that rising river. One of the short ensemble lines I was asked to add to was a wound tree one - I will die today, etc. I was recording asynchronously and the direction in the script was this:
"Chanting?" I thought to myself "Like...spoken chanting, or Gregorian chanting?" It was probably going to be spoken, but I wasn't sure so I did both and sent them in. Either it eventually didn't get used, or the spoken litany was what was used, I can't remember but I quite liked the tune I'd made up and always meant to do something with it. This is pretty simple for me, only four instruments (cello, organ, church bell in C and me with All of the Cathedral Reverb).
buckaroos know
Ever wanted to know what would happen if Supernatural starred a Jackie from Yellowjackets type and a hot butch whose name she only learned while getting patched up in a Circle K parking lot?
May we introduce you to...
Hey, we're Andrea (from @meandaupod) and Phoebe (of @underpressurepodcast), and we're working with the folks @thecritshow to bring you the early '90s lesbian Monster of the Week-flavored audio drama road trip you've been waiting for.
It’s 1991 and Anastacia has a mission from the gods: protect Lana King, The Chosen One, as she crisscrosses the country fighting the forces of evil. But Lana’s not so sure she’s the one who needs protecting. And the enormous crush Anastacia’s developing isn’t helping matters either. If these two would-be monster hunters want to save the world they’re going to have to get their shit together. Or the results could be deadly…
If you love actual play podcasts featuring non-D&D systems, you might recognize Anastacia and Lana from @thecritshow, where they are beloved NPCs, best known for doing things like... uh. Shooting one of our heroes in the chest. But for mentorship reasons, we swear!
In No Normal life we're charting their early days, and their budding romance, in 10 brand-new, full-cast episodes.
The first thing I thought when I woke up this morning was ‘Oh, no! I missed Audio Drama Sunday!’. So, please, have some belated audio drama appreciation:
🧳 Travelling Light @monstrousproductions (36+7) I listened to ep 36 immediately after my exam his week because I knew it would bring me some comfort. What lovely timing for an ep about self-care. Ep 37 had me feeling things about humanity. I hope the crew who encouraged those plants to flourish had some way of seeing their success!
🎙️WTNV (255&256) God, I wish more people in my real life listened to this show so I could quote: ‘like a raccoon, with distemper’ to them all the time.
🧋@hinaypod (20&21) I did have a suspicion that our fave Dogman might make an appearance at the campsite!! Also, Murphy, if your fave boys are fighting, that might be something you wanna like . . . address . . . sooner rather than later. And DONNER whAT are you doing??? This polycule, it’s gonna be the death of me. And, ooh, so happy to have Evelyn back! And the story she is investigating is delightfully creepy! Very Longlegs (2024). I think the gang are going to be very interested in hearing about a puppet master!!
🦋 @remnantspod (12&13) Oh, gosh, these eps were a lot to take in. I really, really need a red string board for this show. There were so many names here that I remember but I feel like I’m missing so much detail! Also, Sir needs to sort his attitude.
🖥️ The Magnus Protocol (What If #1) Ew, what on Earth has been going on with Teddy? There was something so sinister in the way he was behaving in this episode!! Sam, these spooks are coming for you, no matter what, it seems!
🦠 Apollyon (8) I can’t imagine how frustrating it is to want to follow the breadcrumbs that have been dumped on your door and consistently being told no!! I hope Savreen gives us more answers in the next episode!
🌨️ @thewhitevault (11) LET’S GO!!! We picked up right in the midst of the drama with stunning performances from the VAs. I LOVE hearing from Dragana, she’s like the Ellen Ripley of TWV, if anyone can sort this out, it’s her. And, oh, Dís is going to go off script in a big way and I literally have my popcorn ready!!!
Have a great week, everyone! 🫶🍂
Ever since they listened to their first audio drama, they wanted to express their art in this medium and created 400 Words A Horror with friends to learn to make an audio drama. They are not just the voice of Haven in 400WAH but also sound design and co-run the show. Quick to learn and develop, they started voice acting in various projects. Autistic of many trades, master of ADHD, Gem is always open to learn and improve themself as well as make friends along the way.
Links to 400WAH and Gem's works in the replies!