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pluto ☆ any pronouns ☆ history, art, animals, silly shows, and mushrooms are my jam ☆                                                                                                                                       ☆ [Header ID: a picture of Kermit the Frog on the muppet show with a banjo singing "the rainbow connection". the background is foresty and he sits on a branch. End ID]
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fettfleisch

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[ID: photo of a mushroom. it has no smooth rounded cap, but instead it has multiple thin caps with a bumpy edge. some caps are stacked higher than others and they change size often. from the bottom to top: there are three medium sized mushrooms, each on different sides. stacked on top of that is one large cap. next to the large cap, small caps start to stack up in a slant.  the slanted small mushroom cap stack goes on top of the large cap, leading up to a larger cap, that completely circles the stem. above that are a few medium and tiny caps on opposite sides of each other. End ID]

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Help Ashraf's Family Find Safety
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My dear friends, I want to share the heartbreaking story of my friend Ashraf, who has recently lost everything due to the ongoing conflict in Gaza. The home he built, a sanctuary for his family, has been destroyed, leaving them in a desperate situation.

Ashraf and his wife are now raising their precious eight-month-old son, Yamane🧑🏻‍🍼who was born amidst the constant threat of violence. They dream of a brighter future, one filled with opportunities for Yamane that far exceed their own experiences. However, they have only raised €8,000 toward their goal of €20,000 for safe evacuation and rebuilding their lives.

We urgently need your help to secure this future. Every contribution, no matter how small, can make a significant impact. Your support is not just a donation; it’s a lifeline that will help shape Yamane's world, allowing him to grow up in a place filled with hope and joy.

Please consider contributing and sharing this message with your network. Follow their journey On Tumbler : @ashraffamily . Together, we can make a difference and provide Ashraf’s family with the chance to find safety and a brighter tomorrow.

Thank you for your kindness and support. Let’s come together to help Ashraf and his family reach their goal and escape the shadows of war.

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edwinspaynes

If DBDA had long seasons (and more seasons) there definitely would have been an episode where the boys had holed themselves up in the office, unreachable to the outside world while having a VERY over-intense board game night. During that timespan something COMPLETELY world-destroying would happen and Crystal and Niko would be forced to embark on a journey to save the world alone.

The girls' comedy of errors as they tried to stop a high-level supernatural threat of mass destruction with minimal knowledge and 0 resources is the A-plot. Edwin and Charles would have solved this in minutes but Crystal is cursing out a giant magical bee that Niko has painted pink.

The B- plot is the case of whether or not Charles actually cheated at Uno.

Bonus points if a detonator, trailed by a screaming Crystal and Niko, flies right past their office window just as an irritated Edwin closes it while scolding Charles for stacking the Sorry pawns on top of each other

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osama-naser
Hello..!

I am Osama Al-Anqar and my wife's name is Rana Raed Al-Anqar. We have a little girl. We used to live in our house in the Shuja'iyya

neighborhood. We used to live in peace and security and I had a job, but the war came and took everything from me,

first of all my brother Mahmoud, who was martyred in the bombing of the Baptist Hospital. He left behind his children and wife, and my brother Ahmed, whose front leg was amputated in the same bombing. I lost my house, my family's house, and my job. Now we have become homeless, moving from one place to another. We are gripped by fear, terror, and hunger. My daughter suffers from extreme fear and panic, and suffers from lack of food and skin diseases due to the lack of water and cleanliness.

We are in dire need of your help. We call on you to fund this fund to save my family and provide safe shelter, food, drink, and health care. Your donation is no matter what can happen to us in our lives. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Your support means more.

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elbiotipo

No joke, go read The Open Veins of Latin America before even trying to send me a political ask. Mandatory reading.

It's a cliché that every Latin American leftist has read it and quotes it, but that's because it's written in such a clear language with undeniable strenght on its facts. It presents the history of Latin America solidly just in the first few pages, and it only gets more engrossing the more it goes on. While it is now a bit outdated in the sense that it was first published in 1971, the historical, social and political issues presented are -in an unfortunate way- still current. It is a relatively short book, passionate and in a clear, poetic language.

Sometimes it's good to return to the basics, and this is THE basic book if you want to understand the effects of imperialism in Latin America, and our struggle for freedom and identity.

Instead of losing your time with half baked twitteroid takes, go read it. Here you go, for free, in Spanish, Portuguese and English:

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is-this-yuri

i don't care if it's nazis, mormons, or a bunch of misguided autistic people. if anyone ever tries to tell you your soul is from another planet and you're actually part of the class of impressive people that secretly did everything cool in the world but is now extinct and lives on through your broken genome, you RUN. YOU WILL RUN AWAY. YOU WILL SPRINT FULL SPEED AWAY FROM THAT.

grabs you by the shoulders listen. listen to my words. i understand the urge to make fanfiction about yourself and to find a reality in which you're super awesome and great and everyone who hates you is wrong and dumb. i get it. you're better than that. you can love yourself without putting other people down, dehumanizing and generalizing, and retaliating against your oppressors.

there's no NPCs. there's no aliens coming to save us. we're not the next step in human evolution. our hyperconnected nervous systems give us terrible sensory overwhelm more often than they make us geniuses. neurotypical people are sentient, conscious, aware people who are capable of understanding you. we're more the same than we are different. we're more the same than we are different. we're more the same than we are different.

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the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds

it is one thing to be a linguist and another to be a linguist who knows enough of 2010s Tumblr to spot one of its enjoyers

probably just a coincidence and not at all a linguistic marker or anything...

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geniusbee

thinking about yet another Frankenstein adaptation but

what if the Creature had been embraced by Victor from the start. what if he was given agency and integrated seamlessly into the european high society of his creator, and held no grudge and lived happily.

and then somehow, slowly or all at once, he comes to realize that he is made of the flesh of other people. nameless paupers whose bodies would not be missed, or at least whose families had no power to protect them. and he realizes that his very existence is predicated on violence enacted against oppressed peoples.

and then it's like yeah that is a metaphor for living in the heart of empire.

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pukicho

Kid called me a bonerhead so I vaporized all seven billion billion billion of his atoms

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i worry we are losing touch with the True Meaning Of Halloween (avoiding the fairies)

celebrate a good old-fashioned Halloween with the very important traditions of:

  • lighting candles in jack o'lanterns (to keep away the fairies)
  • roasting s'mores on bonfires (to keep away the fairies)
  • bobbing for apples, fortunetelling, ouija boards, and other assorted divination rituals (to forewarn those doomed to be kidnapped by fairies)
  • haunted houses (to preach against the dangers that lurk across the veil in the otherworld, home of the fairies)
  • community effort to stuff kids full of candy (that if whisked away (by the fairies) they might resist the temptation (of strange fae foods) long enough to escape)
  • disguising your face and identity in elaborate costumes (to keep away the FUCKING FAIRIES)
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olagaza

IT'S VERY IMPORTANT 🚨

Are you just tired of these kinds of posts coming from G@za strip that ask you not to skip and to read the whole post, interact with it, and help in sharing/ reblogging it? Well, maybe you are right, but guess what? We are also tired of living in this reality for a whole 11 months.💔

And you know what? You have no idea how mentally and emotionally trying this is. Asking for help isn't easy at all, but when I think that the price will be staying alive, getting our basic needs and rebuilding our lives, it pushes me more and more to do this until we reach our goal.

This is Ola, the older sister who is trying to help her family. For 11 months until now, we have been struggling to get proper food after prices increased by 15 to 20 times, struggling to have clean water for use and drinking and now we're out of them all. We are trying to survive under starvation, thirst, and poverty. So please, if you can give help to our campaign, don't hesitate.

Every simple thing makes a difference in changing the situation we are in. You can help us either by giving direct help to our campaign or simply by reblogging this post. We would be very thankful if you could share our campaign with families and friends. It really helps reach the people who can directly assist us in reaching our goal faster.

My campaign has been vetted by @90-ghost , @northgazaupdates , @el-shab-hussein , and @nabulsi 's vetted list, line 205.

Thank you very much for standing by us ❤.

A YEAR A YEAR A YEAR !!!
A year of suffering 💔
Are you tired of all this news and these posts too? Yes I am too, but is there another choice? Unfortunately I have no other choice, I am trying to rebuild our lives, So will you make a difference today and help seven people rebuild their lives? The decision is yours.
Please don't hesitate to donate and reblog.
We still need your support.

Tags for reach, please reblog.

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valtsv

got called into the living room because "they're talking about something you'll like on tv" and it was a documentary about arsenic poisoning

feels worth mentioning that my response to this was to yell "POISONS??? :D :D :D" and sprint into the room like a dog that's just been told it's time for a walk

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cumvvelt

"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

"I know a guy" = "I have a useful contact."

"I know a man" = "I am about to tell you a story."

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