the saturnian moon system is my favorite place in space i think.
why is no amount of water hydrating enough. i must become 100% water
Become more jelly than jellies <3
he’s too small for the strawberry hat
A trump-appointed judge just struck down a policy put in place by Biden to protect undocumented immigrants married to US Citizens which is crazy because the rhetoric online for the past 4 years has been that Democratic politicians are just as cruel to immigrants as Republican politicians are...it's almost like not being allowed to celebrate any legislative accomplishments by democratic politicians can create apathy in a huge portion of the voting block and then everyone is shocked when helpful policies they didn't even know existed are stripped and suddenly 500,000 people are at risk if deportation because of one judge and one president who appointed them.
A helpful Biden policy being struck down or ended by some judge or Trump is going to become a very familiar headline. The irony is that this might be how people start to recognize Biden actually did something as a president.
Idea: a post-apocalyptic novel complete with a young Chosen One where slowly you come to understand that in actuality it’s fourth-century Turkey and the chosen one is Santa Claus.
Seven years later I don’t remember writing this post but I do think it’s still a fantastic idea for a novel.
I need entertainment journalists to understand that when they write "[Franchise] Could Become the Next MCU", fans interpret that as a threat rather than a promise.
こども用ソファで猫じゃらししてたら、とんでもない瞬間が撮れてしまった。ポーズもすごいがアニメみたいな顔になってる…。
god every time I think I’ve seen all the cat material the internet has to show something new and absolutely delighting appears
lambs running through the wild garlic
Men in porn always so desperate for validation. "oh you like that cock? You like my cock?" go to therapy dude
Fuck you and your cock
Life path unlocked. He’s a scientist now.
If your dad is telling you in great detail about something he’s passionate about, you’re going to be hooked even if you don’t understand a word.
So now I have to deliver a quiet lecture on the Standard Model every night. He loves lists of things, like all the streets home from daycare, or the train stations between here and Central, so he loves hearing the list of leptons and quarks and bosons.
Anyway, I made this poster for him, based on the CPEP ones we used to have at uni .
Alas I ran out of room for antimatter, colour charge and confinement, but hey, maybe there can be a second poster later.
It’s funny though — on the surface of it, it seems like it must be far too advanced for a 3yo. But when you think about it, quarks and leptons are no more or less real to him than, say, dinosaurs or planets, and he loves those too. And he recognises the letters on the particles.
I am absolutely overwhelmed by the kind and sweet things people are saying about this, thanks everyone ❤️
Addendum: he has really grasped onto the “everything is made of atoms” part of this, so tonight he listed just about every object he could think of and asked if it was made of atoms.
“And my bed?” Yes, and your bed. “And that wall?” Yep. “And the armchair?” Yes, the armchair too. … … “And… the book case?” Y—
“And my home?” Yep, the whole apartment block. “And your home? Oh wait, your home is my home.” Haha, it is. … … “But is it made of atoms?” Yep. “And… [best friend]’s home?” Yes, it is. And [other friend]’s home, and [third friend]’s home.
“Is [yet another friend]’s home?”
Update from the other night:
“Is my… is… [extremely long pause] is my atoms poster made up of atoms?” —Yes! Yes it is.
I have never heard such a contemplative silence. I think the next poster will have to be on the philosophy of referential language.
Update from this morning: after listing everything in sight (mummy? daddy? fridge? milk? cereal? table? etc.) he asks “is [baby sister] made up of atoms?”
yep!
*runs over to her on the floor* *puts face up real close to hers* “HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?”
“HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?”
you dont have to lie to kids about science just use vocabulary they can understand and define jargon as you introduce it
taurine - chemical that turns you into a taur
caffeine - chemical that turns you into a cafe
More like
Stuff my camp kids did during snack free time today from most to least expected.
1. Eat their snack (the primary thing they are expected to do)
2. Ships and sailors (normal camp game)
3. Big kids sang the National anthem in four part harmony while the little kids buried a tenth grader in leaves and grass. (I put these together because these events clearly were connected but I’m not sure how)
4. Held a “funeral” where the girl was resurrected by everyone singing “Love Story” over her dead body.
5. Turned on “fire ambiance eight hours” on somebody’s phone, buried the phone completely in sticks in the shape of a campfire, and roleplayed as monkeys/cavemen discovering fire for the first time.
Under communism all big mansions will be converted into big games of Clue
hrt should be like a perk tree you pick from. like yeah the boobs and ass route is the recommended one but if you want you can ignore all that shit and go straight for the two handed weapon mastery
Gaza Fights for Freedom (2019) | dir. Abby Martin
