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unBREAKable they ALIVE damn IT! it’s a MIRaCLE! unBREAKable! they ALIVE damn iT the FEmales are STRONG as hell *key change* unBREAKABLE THEY ALIVE DAMN IT! IT’S A MIRACLE! UNBREAKABLE! THEY ALIVE DAMN IT! that’s gon be uhh…you know…uhh…fascinatin transition. (damn it!)
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
Are you suggesting we dance our troubles away?
You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It’s hilarious when people get hurt (but not seriously hurt). Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own a car racing game. You played with hot wheels cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a fire fighter. You owned a ds, ps2, n64, or sega. You used to be obsessed with power rangers. You have watched sports on tv. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You used to collect hockey or baseball cards. Baggy sweats are cool to wear. It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colours. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. You talk with food in your mouth. You sleep with your socks on at night. You have fished at least once.
You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the colour pink. You go to your mom to talk. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like going to the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. You cried watching The Notebook. Dresses are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don’t like the movie Star Wars. You are/were in gymnastics. It takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing high heel shoes. You used to play with dolls as little kid. You like putting make-up on others. You like being the star of everything.
I am shorter than 5’5”. I have many scars. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different colour. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour. I have a tattoo. I am self-conscious about my appearance. I’ve had/have braces. I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger. I have more than two piercings. I have/had piercings in places besides my ears.
I’ve gotten lost in my city. I’ve seen a shooting star. I’ve wished on a shooting star. I’ve seen a meteor shower. I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator. I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts. I’ve been to a casino. I’ve been skydiving. I’ve gone skinny-dipping. I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. I’ve crashed a car. I’ve been skiing. I’ve been in a musical. I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue. I’ve seen the northern lights. I’ve sat on a rooftop at night. I’ve played a prank on someone. I’ve ridden in a taxi. I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. I’ve eaten sushi. I’ve been snowboarding.
I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t. I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t. I’ve snuck out. I’ve lied to my parents about where I am. I’ve cheated while playing a game. I’ve ran a red light. I’ve witnessed a crime. I’ve been in a fist fight. I’ve been arrested.
I’m afraid of dying. I hate funerals. I’ve seen someone/something dying. Someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide. I’ve written a eulogy for myself.
I can sing well. Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant. I open up to others easily. I watch the news. I don’t kill bugs. I sing in the shower. I am a morning person. I paid for a cell phone ring tone. I am a sports fanatic. I twirl my hair. I care about grammar. I have “?”’s in my screen name. I’ve copied more than 30 CDs in a day. I bake well. My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange. I would wear pajamas to school. I like Martha Stewart. I know how to shoot a gun. I laugh at my own jokes. I eat fast food weekly. I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class. I can’t sleep if there is a spider/cockroach in the room. I am ticklish. I love white chocolate. I bite my nails. I’m good at remembering faces. I’m good at remembering names. I’m good at remembering dates. I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
im so fucked up over the fact that some countries have free college
how to be smooth as hell with your crush
im laughing so hard at the “oh. alright”
INFP: extremely affectionate ESTJ: can’t hold their tongue; “chatty cathy” ISFP: wants to hug everybody ESFJ: loud and boisterous ISFJ: type most likely to dial their ex ENTP: comes up with crazy off-the-wall theories ISTJ: “i’m horny, let’s have sex” ENFP: social skills on steroids INTP: likes to have deep conversations with people ENTJ: contemplates the feeling of own intoxication ISTP: impulsive “daredevil” ENFJ: professes undying love to all of their friends INFJ: finds everything hilarious ESTP: tolerance for bullshit is even lower INTJ: still the most rational person in the room ESFP: wants to be the life of the party
I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit
Graduated high school.Kissed someone.Collected something really stupid.Smoked a cigarette. Got so drunk you passed out.Rode every ride at an amusement park. Gone to a rock concert.Helped someone.Gone fishing.Watched four movies in one night.Gone long periods of time without sleep.Lied to someone.Snorted cocaine. Failed a class.Smoked weed. Dealt drugs.Been in a car accident.Been in a tornado.Been to a funeral.Burned yourself (not on purpose).Ran a marathon.Cried yourself to sleep.Spent over $200 in one day.Flown on a plane.Cheated on someone.Been cheated on. Written a 10 page letter. Gone skiing. Been sailing.Lost someone you loved.Shoplifted something.Been to jail. Dangerously close to being in jail.Skipped school.Had detention.Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.Stolen books from the library.Gone to a different country.Dropped out of school.Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.Had an online diary. Had a yard sale. Had a lemonade stand. Actually made money at the lemonade stand. Been in a school play. Been fired from a job.Swam with dolphins. Taken a lie detector test.Voted for someone on a reality TV show.Written poetry.Read more than 20 books a year.Gone to Europe.Loved someone you shouldn’t have.Used a coloring book over age 12.Had surgery.Taken a taxi.Seen the Washington Monument.Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.Overdosed. Been in a fist fight. Gone surfing in California. Had a hamster/guinea pig.Pet a wild animal.Used a credit card.Did “spirit day” at school.Dyed your hair. Got a tattoo.Got straight A’s.Been on the Honor Roll.Know someone with HIV or AIDS.Made-out with someone.Played on a sports team.Snuck out of the house. Swore at a teacher.Gone laser tagging.Had a romantic relationship.Been on the TV.French braided.Skinny-dipped.Driven a car.Performed in front of an audience.Gone bungee-jumping.Been to Mexico. Crashed a car. Sky dived.Been kissed in the rain.Made an 11:11 wish.Drank alcohol.Forwarded a chain letter.Made a mistake.
Let’s play “Never Have I Ever”. Cross out all of the things that you have done. You might just see that there are people just like you out there.
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Get to know the blogger with personality tests results, or for your own reference. (take the tests and reblog with your results bolded)
MOTIV Materialist | Offbeat | Thinking | Intimate | Vital Spartan | Conventional | Emotional | Withholding | Depressive
GLOBAL 5 social | reserved | limbic | calm | organized | unstructured | accommodating | egocentric | non-curious | inquisitive
HOLLAND CODES realistic | investigative | artistic | social | entrepreneurial | conventional
R-DRIVE Narcissism | Unconventionality | Empiricism | Vitality | Othercentricism | Independence | Integrity | Intellect | Stoicism | Orderliness | Hedonism | Dynamism | Activity | Romanticism
ENNEAGRAM type 1 | type 2 | type 3 | type 4 | type 5 | type 6 | type 7 | type 8 | type 9
JUNG/MYERS-BRIGS enfp | enfj | entp | entj | estj | esfj | estp | esfp | infp | infj | intp | intj | istj | isfj | istp | isfp
ALIGNMENT lawful good | neutral good | chaotic good | true neutral | lawful neutral | chaotic neutral | lawful evil | neutral evil | chaotic evil
4 TEMPERAMENTS melancholic | phlegmatic | choleric | sanguine
ROSENBERG SELF-ESTEEM SCALE 1 - 3 | 4 - 6 | 7 - 9 | 10 - 12 | 13-15 | 16 -18 | 19 -21 | 22 - 24 | 25 - 27 | 28 - 30
Your name begins with a letter A through J. You don’t mind needles, and getting shots. Your favorite color is blue, purple, or green. You’re athiest. Your natural hair color is blonde. You’ve considered joining the military. Your best friend is taller then you. You wear makeup daily. You hate music. You watched Dragon Tales when you were growing up. You have Satellite television. You own at least 3 items from Forever21. You’ve broken a bone. Yuh h@+3 w3n ppl uze inc0rr3c+ gr@mm@. ^ that was difficult for you to decipher You live on the West Coast. You’ve attended a wedding. You have antisocial moments. At one point today, you wanted to punch somebody in the face. It’s after 3pm where you are. You hate Monday’s. You have a Facebook. You play/played more then one sport. You’re afraid of heights. You don’t like Obama. You’ve been in the newspaper. You wanted to be a princess when you were little. You donate to charity whenever you can. You have a Bzoink account. You have no regrets. You use plastic bags at the grocery store. You love shopping. You can taste the difference between Pepsi and Coke. You have/had a teacher that you wanted to curbstomp. You have a friend that tries to shove their religion down your throat. You’ve gone camping. You cut your own hair. Your the palest out of your group of friends. You hate being lazy. You eat too much. You love fast food. You’ve been to the beach. You know somebody who’s died within the past 5 months. You’ve had an MRI. You still watch the Disney Channel. You’re guilty of enjoying the show Jersey Shore. You’ve been to Disneyland or Six Flags. You’ve never been in an airplane. There are no candles in your bedroom. You knew somebody involved in 9/11. You have ADD. You enjoy reading. Your favorite holiday is Halloween. You are well known in your community. You are listening to music while taking this.
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