good morning ace attorney community

good morning ace attorney community

Turnabout Sisters played poorly on stakes in tears of the kingdom

Literally me

the crime the criminal

Objection!

Your honor. It's true that a first glance at the evidence would suggest my client was responsible. But let's look a little further, shall we?

I have here a reverse image search for the crime scene as well as my client's photo.

And if you look closely at the results...

The blogs and dates don't match.

My client has been framed!

And why? Because their iconic "mischievous smile" makes for a funnier post, of course. But nothing, not even Tumblr notes, is more important than the truth!

I present to you: The original unaltered post and the true culprit!

This court finds the defendant...

Ace Attorney Heritage Post

Obsessed with how they have Phoenix drinking totally non alcoholic grape juice instead of wine but then THIS IS A LINE

was this an inside joke for capcom or something

i cant believe he said this to a president of a foreign country ajdksl;d

Me to the president of France: hmph. It’s Spongebob SquarePants, who lives in a pineapple under the sea. You’d do well to remember it.

Quote 1: “I would like to cross-examine the witness’s pet parrot!” - Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney

Quote 2: "This goes to show that every puzzle has an answer, even if that answer is just brute force." - Hershel Layton, Professor Layton

Propaganda

I’m crying I feel like I’ve had this exact scene play out

YEAH SO I CHECKED THE WIKI.

RAYMOND'S JUST EDDIE. OKAY. THE NAME'S GOOD.

JUSTINE IS JUST VERITY, THE NAME'S GREAT! COOL.

NOW...

WE'RE TAKING EUSTACE SO BADLY THE WIKI REFUSES TO ADDRESS HIM ONLY BY THAT.

No wait, we can still salvage this- we can have Sebastian Debeste AND Eustace Winner hang on.

His full name is Eustace Sebastian Winner. His dad gave him the name Eustace (because he hates him), his mom choose the middle name Sebastian. Debeste was his mother's maiden name. After aai2, Sebastian chooses to go by his middle name and changes his surname to his mother's maiden to fully separate himself from his father- do you hear me we can still win this

i like not knowing how many ace attorney games there actually are because whenever i think i have it right fans suddenly rejoice that capcom finally announced an english release for a years-old spinoff no one else has ever heard of about a guy called some shit like Geoff deKiller

This post is actually so much better than you intended it to be because the 13-year-old spinoff getting its English release is agreed to be the best in the franchise by everyone who has the correct opinion, and it features the classic Ace Attorney 2 character named deKiller in 3 out of its 5 cases.

are you fucking serious.

Eustace is actually a really good name for him. Plotwise, it truly makes me believe that his father didn't care for him.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

just realised the most important one didn't attach to the last post

I LOOOOVE MIA FEY!!! I love how in 1-2 the case end with her just like. Actively in front of the judge blackmailing the witness abt his blackmail. And ur like “well I guess she’s dead so she has nothing to lose by pulling a batshit strategy like this?” And then u get to Mia is 3-1, in her *second case as a lawyer ever* and she ends the case by saying to the prosecution’s fucking face “you don’t believe me that this is poison? Ok motherfucker eat it right here right now” and ur like. Oh. She’s always been like this