Pittsburgh Penguins + Mean Girls
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Winking Chinstrap by bluesplayer43 on Flickr.
lol just saw this in my reblogs, I forgot about this picture! look how goofy this fellow looks!
Source: fat-birds
A Peek Inside 03.16.15 Pittsburgh Penguins Aces and Ice 2015
Paul Martin gets a massage
#are you kidding me#jesus christ#you are not just in public you are aCTIVELY BEING FILMED#HOW DARE YOU#THIS IS OBSCENE#Downie looks so pleased with himself though lmao#'check these massage skills guys that's right I'm da bomb'#'you wish you were standing in front of these soft hands'#hahahaha#Steve Downie#Paul Martin#massage#Casino Night#Patric Hornqvist#Beau Bennett#Brandon Sutter#Chris Kunitz#Robert Bortuzzo#Olli Maatta#Pittsburgh Penguins#gifs#these boys clean up so nice
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#PK being all handsy and proprietary over Carey is one of my favorite things#like yeah he's physically affectionate with everybody#but with Carey he's HANDSY#and the best thing is that despite how poker faced and nonchalant and decidedly UNdemonstrative Carey is about it#he's totally possessive right back#with his cold shoulder snub when PK did the triple low five with Budaj and everything lmfao#so salty over your BFF claim Pricey~#hahahaha#PK and Pricey#PK Subban#Carey Price#Montreal Canadiens#favorite
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Bergevin on the Habs’ pick Nikita Scherbak. Somewhere in the distance you can hear Chucky going “but….but…I’m American.”
Maripier Morin makes the mistake of handing her mic to Brandon Prust during a meet-and-greet with fans.
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I just sat there, ya know, I was a little nervous, all the older guys were around me, so I got ready, I got up, walked to go on the ice, and I forgot my stick. And Mario was like “hey kid you might need this for the game!” [laughs] So I had to go back and get my stick. [laughs and shakes head] It’s still in my mind (starts to say “shit”) What a donkey, going to play with no stick.
Marc-Andre Fleury with a huge Flower-esque smile, about his first NHL game (via deter-vladimirovich1871)
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Hockey players are well trained to never say anything that their opponents could use as bulletin-board material, and that’s especially true for a Kings team that has largely taken on coach Darryl Sutter’s personality. They treat the appearance of a camera or notepad like the critical hand of a high-stakes poker game; they’d probably do every interview wearing hoods and oversize sunglasses if the NHL would let them.
Matt Greene prefaced every answer with a long pause that suggested he was mentally compiling and ranking a list of the dumbest questions he’d heard all week. Jeff Carter answers are so laconic that I’d start referring to his spot on the podium as Dry Island if that weren’t already taken. And when it comes to doing interviews, I’m not completely convinced that Quick is even technically alive.
Awesome bit from McIndoe’s latest [x] (via so-hockey-eh)
#lmfao#FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE#I've been poking around interviews now and just#I close almost all of them less than halfway through lmao#because they are SO GUARDED#and SO RESERVED#and as a result#SO BORING#hahahaha#I love you guys but it makes for terrible PR#I want to get to know you better!!!#stop hiding your personalities under a rock in order to preserve the inner sanctum 8(((((#possibly Quickie is just always like that though lol#Carter too maybe? I hear he's pretty quiet#Los Angeles Kings#Jonathan Quick#Daryl Sutter#Matt Greene#Jeff Carter#articles#2014 SCF
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The day of the draft. I saw him trying to shave and I said, ‘Sidney, what are you doing?’
Trina Crosby on baby!Sid’s lack of facial hair [x] (via eternityinalake)
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The Kings don’t always make sense. Come back from down 3-0, win in 7, win in 7, win in 7, win three straight games without a lead. They just win games, through luck and skill and physicality and relentlessness. They come for you, and they come for you, and they come for you.
Source: thestar.com
Anyway, Chicago GM Dale Tallon is “proud” to introduce tiny Patrick Kane as his No. 1 pick. This kid looks like an altar boy. I’m not kidding — he actually looks like an altar boy. I hope his tremendous upside potential involves puberty. More importantly, what the hell happened to the NHL? As if things weren’t already bad enough, the league’s No. 1 overall pick is an undersized American who looks like the third singer in a boy band? Can we start sending them FEMA money or something?
Bill Simmons liveblogging the 2007 NHL Draft (via elqiao)
Another relevant quote from this thing: And now, we’re about to introduce a 5-foot-9 American kid who’s built like Bailey from “Party of Five” as our first pick.
(via svmadelyn)
Source: ESPN
#oh my god#lmfao#I didn't realize Kaner going No. 1 had this kind of reaction#but I probably should have#dude is tiny lmao#and the scandalized way they keep emphasizing that he's American#hahahaha#but seriously did they never see this guy's hands and skating#Patrick Kane#Chicago Blackhawks#2007 NHL Draft