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Sid shaving.
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busychild84 Sidney Crosby walking in with Lord Stanley’s Cup. whooo!
Sidney Crosby: On the Ice and Beyond Bonus Features (1 2 3 - courtesy of darthtulip)
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cant wait for sid and geno’s annual argument on #whogetsthenewwinger
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Pittsburgh Penguins general manager Jim Rutherford doesn’t buy the recent criticism of captain Sidney Crosby, who’s second in the NHL in points.
“It’s total nitpicking because there’s nothing wrong with him,” Rutherford said Monday at the general managers meeting. “His play, to me, has been as good as it’s ever been.”
GMJR on Crosby (x)
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I am never going to get over the Pens Twitter tweeting actual penguins as game reactions
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tags via cheesewithmy: #but a bodyguard au tho#where geno is nice and friendly and all smiles#most of the time#he's not one of those guys who just glare like they're thinking about how many bones in your hand they could break in under ten seconds#people forget just why he's following sid around#he jokes with the reporters while keeping sid out of their line of sight#he smiles and steers people away#so yeah#people forget#until some asshole gets out of line#and geno stops smiling
#FUCKING#YES#Sid forgets too sometimes#getting a bodyguard wasn't even his idea#he considers it part of his job to run interference with the media and take the pressure and expectations off everybody else#so he's not sure what to think when Geno casually puts himself between Sid and the world#Sid thought the whole bodyguard thing was about being strong and silent - Geno definitely has 'strong' down but he's ANYTHING but silent#maybe Sid should ask him to back off a little?#one time a particularly noxious reporter got too close and Geno literally put his hand over the dude's whole face and pushed him away#that can't be good PR right? even though okay yes it was pretty satisfying#and EXTREMELY hot#also Geno was smiling the whole time he did it and played it off so deftly that the reporter actually ended up being charmed#Sid doesn't know how he does it#what with that and the manhandling Sid expertly through crowds#and the muttering of hilariously mean commentary so Sid has trouble keeping a straight face#and the easy enthusiastic hockey talk#and oh yeah that one time Geno saved his life and got fucking knifed for the effort#Sid is maybe in a little trouble. Or a lot.#hockey rpf snippets#hockey rpf#SidGeno
Someday, Flower, someday
#haaahahahaaha this was the best#as soon as Flower went back for the puck the crowd started yelling#the NBCSN announcers were confused and mildly amused#'the crowd knew something was up'#yes#they knew about Sir Flower's righteous and unceasing quest for the glory of goal-scoring#I'm so happy that the Pens have been giving him so many opportunities to try for it#what with being up in the third and forcing the other team to pull their goalie#and Flower fucking deserved it after bailing their sorry butts out in the first period and giving them time to find their feet okay#goalie love#Marc Andre Fleury#King Flower#all hail#Pittsburgh Penguins#gifs
#alkjsdklfdgh#jfkldsjg;#YES#look at Sid's bitchface and how he turns around with an eye to sneaking back in#and Geno's massive adorable tantrum oh my god#NOT OVER TIL FAT LADY SING says Geno#GIVE ME FUCKING CAMERA#this kills me in so many ways#leave me here to die#Sid and Geno#Evgeni Malkin#Sidney Crosby#Patric Hornqvist#Pascal Dupuis#Pittsburgh Penguins#why so fucking cute Geno#why so fucking cute Sid#soccer#hockey players playing other sports#two touch#dorkus maximus#dorkasaurus rex#gifs
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GALLY! WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME?
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Pascal Dupuis, as he’d devilishly retell the tale later, pierced through that din.
“Flower! What was that?” No. 9 recalled shouting in furious tone in the direction of Marc-Andre Fleury, making transparent reference to the goaltender’s second-period gaffe that gave Anaheim a goal an fresh life in the game. “You’re killing us out there, man! Just killing us!”
This, of course, caught the attention of absolutely no one who knows Dupuis’ playful personality, never mind his deep friendship with Fleury.
“They knew I was kidding.”
But then, not everyone knows Dupuis just yet.
Patric Hornqvist, newcomer by way of Nashville, began to rush to his goaltender’s defense by beseeching Dupuis, “Come on, Duper, he’s …”
And then he saw Dupuis’ grin, and all concerned — Fleury included — had quite the laugh.
Cause we all needed another reason to like Hornqvist, right?
(via slimysuckers)
#YES#I read that article last night - this anecdote is one of the most delightful things ever#but good column in general too#although it kind of skips over the things that need improvement#Duper being Duper!#Hornqvist not knowing Duper's shenanigans well enough and rushing to defend Flower!!!#oh my god I love him already#best#Pascal Dupuis#Marc Andre Fleury#Patric Hornqvist#locker room shenanigans#shenanigans#Duper and Flower#articles
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letsssss getttt the parrrttyyy started my broes
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New Penguins head coach Mike Johnston doesn’t punish the loser of things like shootout drills like Bylsma would (mustache boy, juice boy, etc).
Johnston instead rewards the winner, and lets him do something like pick out the playlist that they’ll all listen to next practice. During a lot of his practices, he just runs nonstop drills with music blaring in the background.
He allows for virtually no breaks during his practices, he doesn’t stop players during the drills if they’re not getting them right at first. Players learn to correct their own mistakes.
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i just want jeff to post lots of pictures of small dogs, start up a selfie series with all the kids he meets named carter, and to share his dinner recipes with everyone. i want jeff carter on twitter to be the first step toward him becoming the mommy blogger i’ve always dreamed he could be.
Is this account for real, because list of twitters he’s currently following include: "millionaire," "luxury life," "celeb homes," "house porn," "car porn," "jeep porn," "mancave heaven," "real estate heaven," and "athlete cars"
excuse you, he is also following hgtv and earthpix and hemp_heals and the hermosa chamber of commerce because he cares about his community!!!
but, really, yeah, it’s him. his wife is the one who told people about it. lolol at jeff carter’s not even secret at all addiction to nice houses and cars. like kings teammates have already made fun of him because his car apparently is full of silly batman-esque features, because he’s a big rich nerd about it. also let’s never forget that he moved from a perfectly fine home in manhattan beach to a hermosa beach spot with a light-up dance floor, future toilet, and bunk beds so other people could come stay in his ridiculous residence.
#this pleases me greatly#both the famously laconic athlete becoming a twitter rookie#and the new insight into just what a freaking ridiculous human being Jeff Carter is#yes#good#he's following all the Hermosa Beach general events twitters#and the Hermosa Beach Chamber of Commerce??#lmao#but it pleases me most to see that he followed the Kings and all his teammates first#as is only right and natural#Jeff Carter#player twitters#Los Angeles Kings#queue
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