"professional usually implies that you're getting paid" fine, then i'm what you'd call a 'volunteer' hater
*filling in a questionnaire* where's the "i'm bald" option?
a shitty movie from the 90s is worth more than the shitty movies that are made today
where's the 'tearing my hair out' emoji when you need it?!
who would I be without phone in bed 😩
the people yearn for eroticism in cinema
"name two people who matched each others' freak"
remember how in looney tunes the running joke was that everything was made by one company (acme) and that all the products sucked... yeah it's not so funny anymore is it 😬
"pics or it didn't happen" is the new "seeing is believing" and i think that's beautiful
"tortured poets"? and is the poet in question in the room with us rn?
yeah im doing great mentally, thanks for asking, but do please ignore the fact that i've been watching the same 2 youtube videos for the last five days 😐
so you guys like booping, now get ready for this new feature: reblogging <3
not now kitten, mommy needs to go and blackmail someone real quick
"uwu i don't like sex scenes in media" too bad for you because im having so much fun rating and overanalyzing them like im at a fucking wine tasting
me reblogging my own gifs or as id like to call it "self-promo" ✨