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i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick the moon’s ass. i’ll kick Station Management’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

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me to my wife in 20 years: honey do we need any more chairs that i can build you using these logs i split myself this morning? what about a new bedframe? can i build you a desk or some cabinets? are there any home improvement projects i can do for you?

my wife: baby i love you but our house is overflowing with handmade furniture and i need you to stop making it. please live out your rustic lesbian fantasies in another way. i’m begging you.

me: i’m going to carve the cats a new food dish

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reblog if you

- are gay

- are sad

- are crying over a tv show/movie/ship

- love pasta

no one will ever know which one

jokes on me i’m all 4

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