Hyde: Hey Kelso, two plus two?
Kelso: What?
Hyde: Yeah, I thought so.
Hanna: Spencer, you are so totally hot for him. I can see it in your eyes.
Spencer: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I like Calab? NOOOOOOOOOOOO! [runs off]
[Scott playing with his BB gun]
Stiles: Watch the gun, Cool Hand Luke.
Scott: [stands up] Relax. Guns don’t just go off by accident.
Lydia: Oh really? What about Stiles’s fourth-grade hamster, Snowball?
Stiles: What? No, Snowball didn’t get shot. He went upstate to live with a nice farm family. [catches on] You shot Snowball?!!
Scott: The gun went off by accident!
[Lee just bought a gift for Kara]
Karl: So, Lee, you finally broke down, huh? What'd you get her? Earrings? A little bracelet?
Lee: No, I got her way more than a piece of jewelry. I got her a gift that really says something - a diamond engagement ring.
Gaius As a joke?
Lee: No, you guys, I'm gonna ask Kara to marry me.
Gaius: As a joke?
Buffy: Willow, would you like a makeover?
Willow: Oh, I really would.
Buffy: Okay!
Willow: [apprehensive] I wouldn't look like a whore, would I?
Walt: So, what do you guys wanna do when you grow up?
Vic: Um, not touch dead people. Ever.
J.D: Look, I need to talk to someone. I can really use a friend right now.
Perry: Okay then well, good luck with that.
Luke: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Rory: Luke's Dinner.
Lorelai: Covered in gold chains.
Lane: Rock star. No, movie star. No. Yeah, rock star.
Jess: Prison.
Juliet: I'm waiting.
Gus: Just say it and she'll go home.
Shawn: Fine. [pause] You know, you're right, Juliet, the Fonz could beat up Bruce Lee. [winces]
Juliet: Thank you!