Jack:How many times have you died?
Daniel:Twenty.
Mon-el:I might have done something you told me never to do again.
Kara:... That is a very long list.
Nicole:He's not really my type.
Wynonna:What is your type?
Nicole:Girls, mostly.
Stiles: *falls through the ceiling*
Malia: *calmly* Hey, Stiles.
Stiles: Hey, Malia. …That hurt.
J.D.:When you fucking die, I’m gonna turn you into a diamond.
Turk:Are you-Are you gonna put me on display??
J.D.:I’ll wear you as a pendant. I’ll carry you around the universe with me.
Mattie:I still have human bodily needs! YOU ROBOTS WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND! I NEED TO GO HOME AND STARE AT PICTURES OF LEO I’VE TAKEN THROUGHOUT THE DAY AT RANDOM!
Leo:what
Mattie:what
Sookie:What are all these dead bodies doing here?!
Eric:Honestly not much.
Janet: Eleanor… you’re drunk.
Eleanor, clearly drunk: i’m not. drunk
Chidi: are you sure
Eleanor: i’m not drunk
Chidi: really
Eleanor: not. drunk.
Chidi: can you tell the time?
Eleanor: of course
Eleanor, to the clock: i’m nOT FUCKING DRUNK.
Nathan: There is only one way of settling this.
Eliot: Knife fight!
Nathan:
Nathan: Alright there are two ways of settling this.
Jake [after a surgery]:Did the doctor send you? Man you are eye candy! Woah. You’re the prettiest woman I’ve ever seen.
Jake:Are you a model? Who are you? What’s your name?
Amy:I’m your wife.
Jake:You’re my wife?! Holy shit! Dang. How long? Man, I hit the jackpot!
Fitz:Oh shit is everyone okay?
Deke:My back hurts
Fitz:Nobody likes a punk bitch Deke
Fitz:Suck it up
Troy:I'm not gay.
Troy:But the bond that Abed and I have is so genially and sincere that I truly feel like he is my boyfriend.
Officer: Detective, this is a crime scene!
Jake: [holding 3 tubs of ice-cream] What? Is this the murder weaPON?
Jake: [closes refrigerator door] Get oFF MY DICK!
Ward: Shhhhhhh.
Ward: Do you hear that?
Ward: That is the sound of forgiveness.
Daisy: That’s the sound of people dying, Ward.
Wyatt: *Is absolutely destroyed*
Flynn:This is so sad…
Flynn: Alexa,play despacito.